THEGODsmegALLAH

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07-24-2009, 05:33 PM
craig

THEGODsmegALLAH

Please explain what your nick means.
07-24-2009, 07:26 PM
kevin7

The is an adjective

God is what Christians worship

smeg is short for smegma,the cheese that grows under the foreskin of an uncircumsided dick if you are TOO FUCKING LAZY TO WASH YOUR DICK

allah is the fucked up piece of shit camel humpers worship

looks like we have a unwashed dick camel humping fucktard
07-24-2009, 07:41 PM
Shagaroo

Quote:

Originally Posted by kevin7

looks like we have a unwashed dick camel humping fucktard

Folks, you just can't get any better than that.... :smiley36:
07-24-2009, 09:51 PM
cigarsarge

The guy has taken my thin blue line avatar and made it his profile pic. I wonder who this really is?
07-24-2009, 10:38 PM
badwhale

Quote:

Originally Posted by kevin7

The is an adjective

God is what Christians worship

smeg is short for smegma,the cheese that grows under the foreskin of an uncircumsided dick if you are TOO FUCKING LAZY TO WASH YOUR DICK

allah is the fucked up piece of shit camel humpers worship

looks like we have a unwashed dick camel humping fucktard

see, I though that was dick cheese...:smiley36: either way...
07-25-2009, 10:08 AM
nhcigarfan

And he is from Conn. and works in a municipality?
07-25-2009, 11:30 AM
SMEG

!!!!!
07-25-2009, 05:47 PM
ReV

... This one's going to end well; I just have a feeling.
07-25-2009, 06:26 PM
SMEG

already sent the request for the name change. it will be changed soon. i do appologize to all that were offended by the name. i meant no disrespect to anyone, just had it for a really long time and didn't think anything of it. sorry. i enjoy the site. i think its one of the best cigar forums out there.

i'll start over. i'm new here. looking to gain as much knowledge from others sucesses and failures when it comes to cigars. 26 from CT. i work in law enforcement and have been doing it for about 3 years. love the site. sorry we all started off on the wrong foot.
07-25-2009, 06:39 PM
cigarsarge

Quote:

Originally Posted by THEGODsmegALLAH

already sent the request for the name change. it will be changed soon. i do appologize to all that were offended by the name. i meant no disrespect to anyone, just had it for a really long time and didn't think anything of it. sorry. i enjoy the site. i think its one of the best cigar forums out there.

i'll start over. i'm new here. looking to gain as much knowledge from others sucesses and failures when it comes to cigars. 26 from CT. i work in law enforcement and have been doing it for about 3 years. love the site. sorry we all started off on the wrong foot.

That's better...What do you do in law enforcement. I'm a patrol shift sergeant in West Tennessee.
07-25-2009, 07:46 PM
basil

Well, cool. Here's hopin' you don't shorten it to just "smeg". I'm jus' sayin'.
07-25-2009, 08:39 PM
ggiese

Oh, crap... Not ANOTHER one in law enforcement... :smiley40:

I still loved it after 3 years. But, 27 years was enough for me!!!

I've gone off to bigger and better things!

BTW - Watch out for CoventryCat - he's out your way (Chaplin) and loves to drive the politicians nuts. :smiley2:
07-25-2009, 10:50 PM
hex1848

Username has been changed to SMEG as requested.
07-25-2009, 10:53 PM
hex1848

Quote:

Originally Posted by basil

Well, cool. Here's hopin' you don't shorten it to just "smeg". I'm jus' sayin'.

:smiley36:
07-26-2009, 01:12 AM
SMEG

I have to keep some of the old name. Smeg is part of my last name so it works.
07-26-2009, 09:05 AM
kevin7

I like it
07-26-2009, 09:58 AM
SMEG

what do you do now ggiese? you guys ever get burnt out?
07-26-2009, 11:36 AM
ggiese

Quote:

Originally Posted by SMEG

what do you do now ggiese? you guys ever get burnt out?

Long story - but I now work in corporate security for a rather large global HR consulting firm. Finally making the money I thought I deserved, doing all the work I never thought I'd do... :smiley37:

But I want to return to the relative safety of the street - where I had a certain measure of peace and quiet. Truly - I long for the days of riding around in a squad car - with my sgt. on my ass because I wasn't meeting "performance standards".. :smiley6:

I was lucky - I never got "burnt out" with the job. I left at a time it was easy for me to leave - and I miss it at times - but I was not burnt out. I worry, though - that my new job will burn me out. My commitments are MUCH more than working the street...
07-26-2009, 11:39 AM
cigarsarge

Quote:

Originally Posted by ggiese

Truly - I long for the days of riding around in a squad car - with my sgt. on my ass because I wasn't meeting "performance standards".. :smiley6:

Hell...This sarge will be glad to ride your ass. I expect you to start meeting standards...Right now.:smiley36:
07-26-2009, 01:10 PM
ggiese

Quote:

Originally Posted by cigarsarge

Hell...This sarge will be glad to ride your ass. I expect you to start meeting standards...Right now.:smiley36:

:smiley27::smiley27::smiley27:
07-26-2009, 06:23 PM
cinda

:smiley5:Why do people from CT always start shit? :smiley5:
07-26-2009, 07:08 PM
TheRichLife

Quote:

Originally Posted by SMEG

already sent the request for the name change. it will be changed soon. i do appologize to all that were offended by the name. i meant no disrespect to anyone, just had it for a really long time and didn't think anything of it. sorry. i enjoy the site. i think its one of the best cigar forums out there.

i'll start over. i'm new here. looking to gain as much knowledge from others sucesses and failures when it comes to cigars. 26 from CT. i work in law enforcement and have been doing it for about 3 years. love the site. sorry we all started off on the wrong foot.

You may have started off on the wrong foot, but IMHO, you've made amends. Welcome from Kansas City!
07-26-2009, 07:38 PM
Rugbysh9

Quote:

Originally Posted by cinda

:smiley5:Why do people from CT always start shit? :smiley5:

Cinda, it's cause most of us are YANKEES fans.... :P
07-26-2009, 07:55 PM
DeeDubya

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rugbysh9

Cinda, it's cause most of us are YANKEES fans.... :P

I'm a Yankee's fan too. And I have never met anyone from CT that I didn't like. I like Smeg (now that he's changed his name) it's becoming. JK. Kudos to Smeg for changing his name.
07-26-2009, 08:07 PM
basil

I dunno. Now I feel like I gotta go wash my hands after I type Smeg. :smiley40:

Welcome from Texas. :smiley20:
07-26-2009, 08:29 PM
cinda

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rugbysh9

Cinda, it's cause most of us are YANKEES fans.... :P

Not!!!!
07-26-2009, 10:03 PM
Shagaroo

Quote:

Originally Posted by cinda

:smiley5:Why do people from CT always start shit? :smiley5:

Frozen brains....
07-27-2009, 01:57 AM
Roger

Welcome smeg from Oregon :smiley41:
07-27-2009, 02:22 PM
SMEG

thank you all for the warm welcomes. again, I do appologize for the rough start. its good to be in a great forum with great people who can forgive and forget. look forward to expanding my knowlegde on this hobby and passion of ours.

shagaroo, I wish my brain was frozen. It's so hot and humid in CT right now. Even at night its still about 70 and humid. too hot.