Douche Nozzles - Box 25s - For Sale

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11-24-2009, 09:44 AM
sebastianmann

Douche Nozzles - Box 25s - For Sale

Hi

I am selling a box of Douche Nozzles (25).

I am fully aware of the amount of counterfeit douche nozels in Fucktardia and therefore on the international market which is why I bought the box from the most reputable store in Doucheville, have held onto the receipts and haven't broken the seal on the outside box (and therefore neither on the inside box). Pictures can be provided on request.
11-24-2009, 05:25 PM
nhcigarfan

1st post, no intro. Nothing.

Here selling illegal products in violation of board rules.

And you are?

I'll start the bidding at a half a bagel, pocket lint and some toilet paper I've only used once.
11-24-2009, 05:26 PM
mrtr33

Quote:

Originally Posted by sebastianmann

Hi

I am selling a box of Douche Nozzles (25).

I am fully aware of the amount of counterfeit douche nozels in Fucktardia and therefore on the international market which is why I bought the box from the most reputable store in Doucheville, have held onto the receipts and haven't broken the seal on the outside box (and therefore neither on the inside box). Pictures can be provided on request.

Oh, Santa, you shouldn't have!

I'll get the popcorn.
11-24-2009, 05:27 PM
nhcigarfan

Quote:

Originally Posted by sebastianmann

Hi

I am selling a box of Douche Nozzles (25).

I am fully aware of the amount of counterfeit douche nozels in Fucktardia and therefore on the international market which is why I bought the box from the most reputable store in Doucheville, have held onto the receipts and haven't broken the seal on the outside box (and therefore neither on the inside box). Pictures can be provided on request.

Just in case he finds the edit button.
11-24-2009, 05:33 PM
ggiese

OMG this is priceless!!! :smiley36:
11-24-2009, 05:49 PM
buzz

Sweet! I get to watch this one as it happens...

-Buzz
11-24-2009, 05:50 PM
buzz

sebastianmann, no one here will take you seriously unless you tell us your Ebay rating.

-Buzz
11-24-2009, 07:42 PM
kevin7

I'll take them,you ship first though.
11-24-2009, 07:43 PM
Roger

Quote:

Originally Posted by buzz

sebastianmann, no one here will take you seriously unless you tell us your Ebay rating.

-Buzz

Muuuuuu ha ha ha ha!!!
11-24-2009, 08:12 PM
ndv21

"Come one! Come all! Let the games begin!!!!"

DING DING DING!!!!!
11-24-2009, 10:03 PM
mail man

Oh no, here we go again....DUDE....REALLY??????

Come on now, you can't really expect us to buy anything from you without getting to know you first....come on.:smiley43:
11-24-2009, 11:26 PM
Mangyrat

Correct me if I'm wrong, but when your trying to sell something don't you think you should say how much you want for the item?

Oh you forgot to say you have a great sellers reputation on one of the other cigar forum.

Quote:

Originally Posted by sebastianmann

Hi

I am selling a box of Douche Nozzles (25).

I am fully aware of the amount of counterfeit douche nozels in Fucktardia and therefore on the international market which is why I bought the box from the most reputable store in Doucheville, have held onto the receipts and haven't broken the seal on the outside box (and therefore neither on the inside box). Pictures can be provided on request.
11-24-2009, 11:49 PM
MarineOne

Quote:

Originally Posted by sebastianmann

Hi

I am fully aware that my head is so far up my ass I'd need a space suit to breathe. Pictures can be provided on request.

I made a slight change that properly reflects what should have been written, instead of what was posted.

Another village has allowed its idiot on the internet.

Kris
11-25-2009, 03:01 AM
Corvin

Quote:

Originally Posted by nhcigarfan

I'll start the bidding at a half a bagel, pocket lint and some toilet paper I've only used once.

Oh no, you guys (and Cinda) all know I have first dibs on any Glass-Top douchnozzles that show up here.

I've been saving my belly button lint and my daughter's toe nails for a long damned time for these.
11-25-2009, 07:06 AM
Shelby07

I don't want no pictures of douchnozzles!
11-25-2009, 09:59 AM
nhcigarfan

Don't Cuban cigars have weed in them?
11-25-2009, 10:03 AM
Diesel Grinch

I bid 5 dingle berries. They are fresh too.

DG
11-25-2009, 11:32 AM
Shagaroo

Those of you who quoted the asshat, please modify your posts and quotes to reflect the asshats new items for sale.

Thank you,

Shag
11-25-2009, 01:17 PM
ashauler

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shelby07

I don't want no pictures of douchnozzles!

LMFAO. You owe me a laptop Mark. :smiley36: :smiley36:
11-25-2009, 01:55 PM
cigarsarge

I'm fresh out of douche nozzles...Used my last four last night. :smiley20: How about a group buy.
11-25-2009, 02:02 PM
badwhale

Quote:

Originally Posted by cigarsarge

I'm fresh out of douche nozzles...Used my last four last night. :smiley20: How about a group buy.

I need some for Christmas, so I'm in.

Will
11-25-2009, 02:03 PM
mail man

Nice update to the post...I love it.
11-25-2009, 02:12 PM
bigwhiteash

Glass-top Douchnozzles?

nice!
11-25-2009, 03:00 PM
ashauler

Quote:

Originally Posted by badwhale

I need some for Christmas, so I'm in.

Will

Right, like you'd give 'em away.
11-25-2009, 04:18 PM
Shelby07

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shelby07

I don't want no pictures of douchnozzles!

Quote:

Originally Posted by ashauler

LMFAO. You owe me a laptop Mark. :smiley36: :smiley36:

Quote:

Originally Posted by badwhale

I need some for Christmas, so I'm in.

Will

Quote:

Originally Posted by ashauler

Right, like you'd give 'em away.

OK Jamie - Now we're even!
11-27-2009, 12:03 AM
MarineOne

Quote:

Originally Posted by badwhale

I need some for Christmas, so I'm in.

Will

I like to hang those pretty glass topped douchenozzles from my Christmas tree. The way the lights are reflected by them is just so sparkily and pretty.
11-27-2009, 08:21 AM
Kenyth

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarineOne

I like to hang those pretty glass topped douchenozzles from my Christmas tree. The way the lights are reflected by them is just so sparkily and pretty.

Particularly if they're still damp with beads of moisture.