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12-25-2011, 09:45 AM
kevin7

Attention newbies

"If you get sand in your vagina this easy you might be better suited as a member at Puff.com Its a nice site full of cronic masturbating idiiot sheep. My 15 year old daughter knows more about cigars than the average Puff member"

I put that on collective cigars profile. It honestly applies to all new members . We are excited that you found us but its a community and it will not bend or bow to suit you . You will have to fit into the community.

If you cant handle it here then I would suggest Puff.com. It is a community of asshats and 2 faced idiots who know about 39 cents worth of knowledge. You can get in on splits of fake cuban cigars and other fulfilling activities
12-31-2011, 08:07 AM
PzH

Isnt that the point when one joins a Forum? , (go with the flow of conversation and be respectful to those who are respectful to you ) .

Maybe thats just common sense to me and most others,but then again common sense is not so common any more.

PzH
12-31-2011, 09:51 AM
CoventryCat86

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Originally Posted by PzH

Isnt that the point when one joins a Forum? , (go with the flow of conversation and be respectful to those who are respectful to you ) .

Maybe thats just common sense to me and most others,but then again common sense is not so common any more.

PzH

Yes, you identified the problem.

Also, when you post here, please use apostrophes when you're supposed to like "Isn't" and "that's." We're getting a lot more of that lately which is troubling.
01-09-2012, 10:15 PM
Jman785

Where may I purchase said asshat. I looked all over the Internet and didnt find any such hat. You sir are a moron. Arent I funny. Heres to makin new friends on the Internet. Where did i set my drink? :smiley4:
01-09-2012, 10:20 PM
craig

You like fish, I presume.
01-09-2012, 11:04 PM
ashauler

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jman785

Where may I purchase said asshat. I looked all over the Internet and didnt find any such hat. You sir are a moron. Arent I funny. Heres to makin new friends on the Internet. Where did i set my drink? :smiley4:

:Yawn:
01-09-2012, 11:07 PM
Mangyrat

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jman785

Where may I purchase said asshat. I looked all over the Internet and didnt find any such hat. You sir are a moron. Arent I funny. Heres to makin new friends on the Internet. Where did i set my drink? :smiley4:

Cool trolls ill byte.
Get a internal hard on and fuck your self to death Jman785.
Yes im drunk:smiley36:
01-12-2012, 10:29 PM
kevin7

Top for fucktarderson AKA Jman785
01-12-2012, 10:31 PM
badwhale

Don't bother. He's already a pufferfish...
01-12-2012, 10:37 PM
kevin7

:smiley13: awwwwwwwwwww .
01-13-2012, 10:08 AM
Jman785

Nope, still here. :smiley44:
01-13-2012, 10:20 AM
ashauler

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jman785

Nope, still here. :smiley44:

Sweeeeeet, every village needs at least one.
01-31-2012, 09:17 PM
Purepoker

Quote:

Originally Posted by kevin7

"If you get sand in your vagina this easy you might be better suited as a member at Puff.com Its a nice site full of cronic masturbating idiiot sheep. My 15 year old daughter knows more about cigars than the average Puff member"

I put that on collective cigars profile. It honestly applies to all new members . We are excited that you found us but its a community and it will not bend or bow to suit you . You will have to fit into the community.

If you cant handle it here then I would suggest Puff.com. It is a community of asshats and 2 faced idiots who know about 39 cents worth of knowledge. You can get in on splits of fake cuban cigars and other fulfilling activities

Got it, now i know why there arent many members here..... Dealing with jack wagons and jerks isnt what i was looking for. Peace out!
01-31-2012, 10:10 PM
b.read

Quote:

Originally Posted by Purepoker

Got it, now i know why there arent many members here..... Dealing with jack wagons and jerks isnt what i was looking for. Peace out!

Geez...I didn't think I was away that long. What'd I miss? :smiley5:
01-31-2012, 10:17 PM
badwhale

Quote:

Originally Posted by Purepoker

Got it, now i know why there arent many members here..... Dealing with jack wagons and jerks isnt what i was looking for. Peace out!

Likewise, thinnest skinned assbag yet. I guess dealing with the apostrophe key isn't your bag either.
01-31-2012, 11:46 PM
ashauler

This thread, without a doubt, gets my vote for thread of the fuckin' year and we're just now clearing January. Wonderful time and bandwidth saver!!! :smiley20: I'm gonna get rusty on my profanity if it get's any more e-fuckin-ficient!

BTW, couldn'tpokerwithastick, welcome to the board!!
01-31-2012, 11:50 PM
badwhale

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Originally Posted by ashauler

This thread, without a doubt, gets my vote for thread of the fuckin' year and we're just now clearing January. Wonderful time and bandwidth saver!!! :smiley20: I'm gonna get rusty on my profanity if it get's any more e-fuckin-ficient!

BTW, couldn'tpokerwithastick, welcome to the board!!

Technically, it goes for last year based on the OP, but yeah. This is a real flypaper. Almost as good as the one with the number to call for Cuban cigars...:smiley36:
02-01-2012, 07:40 AM
Paddy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Purepoker

Got it, now i know why there arent many members here..... Dealing with jack wagons and jerks isnt what i was looking for. Peace out!

What's a jackwagon? :smiley5:
02-01-2012, 09:47 AM
badwhale

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paddy

What's a jackwagon? :smiley5:

I think it's a wagon, or a truck full of jack-offs.

You have to use your imagination. In this instance, I'm pretty sure he's referring to himself.
02-01-2012, 09:52 AM
CoventryCat86

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paddy

What's a jackwagon? :smiley5:

Don't ask him, he's way too stupid to know. The only thing he's smart enough to do is to parrot the term from that R. Lee Ermey GEICO commercial. This POS obviously watches way too much television
02-01-2012, 09:59 AM
ashauler

Quote:

Originally Posted by badwhale

I think it's a wagon, or a truck full of jack-offs.

You have to use your imagination. In this instance, I'm pretty sure he's referring to himself.

This one from urban dictionary seems to fit the bill:
"a crybaby loser pussy-type who needs to grow some cajones and start acting like a man"

There are others. :smiley36:
02-01-2012, 08:31 PM
FightingFish

Quote:

Originally Posted by ashauler

This one from urban dictionary seems to fit the bill:
"a crybaby loser pussy-type who needs to grow some cajones and start acting like a man"

There are others. :smiley36:

So it's a synonym for namby-pamby.:smiley17:
03-16-2012, 11:54 AM
bmock50

And thats why yellow makes me sad...
07-03-2012, 11:39 PM
badwhale

I dunno. I just had the sudden urge to bump this thread.:smiley1:
07-04-2012, 10:57 AM
kingbeefy

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Originally Posted by badwhale

I dunno. I just had the sudden urge to bump this thread.:smiley1:

How come? :smiley1:
02-09-2015, 06:31 PM
kevin7

Top for shits and shits
02-12-2015, 06:04 AM
shark

Am I a newbie?
02-13-2015, 06:39 AM
ggiese

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Originally Posted by shark

Am I a newbie?

I guess if you gotta ask - you gotta know. Two posts - the last one being that you did not give a shit! So - ummm... Yes... I suppose so!!!

Hope that helps! :smiley20:
02-15-2015, 10:03 AM
cigarsarge

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jman785

Where may I purchase said asshat. I looked all over the Internet and didnt find any such hat. You sir are a moron. Arent I funny. Heres to makin new friends on the Internet. Where did i set my drink? :smiley4:

There was a guy at Cigar Pass that had hair shirts...Think he went to the Fed Prison so I guess you can't get them anymore. Think Kevin and CC bought one.:smiley36: