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Did you know that Michael Jordan smoked a cigar before every Bulls' home game since 1994? It helped him relax on the ride in. I learned this in his recent Cigar Aficianado interview.
Since the performance-enhancing properties of cigars are clear, should cigarsmokers.com start their own Olympic team? I'll throw shot-put!
I sit on my ass
I always wanted to try the high dive........ How many points for a belly flop? :smiley14:
You could be our trainer.Quote:
Originally Posted by nhcigarfan
Sounds about as good as playing lawn darts at night.
just because the greatest basketball player of all time smoked a cigar before each home game does not mean cigars enhance athletic performance. Traffic was bad and he likes cigars.
Yes but it doesn't mean it didn't enhance athletic performance either. :smiley33:
Besides, considering the level of golf John Daily play's at I think I need more booze and cigars. Just to improve my game you know...
That is NOT a winning attitude Mr. Chamber. TAKE A LAP!Quote:
Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber
The will to win is important, but the will to prepare is vital.
-Joe Paterno
He also mentioned something about having a cigar on the ride in to his workout that day... I can't imagine working out after a nice smoke!
Maby they were flavored cigars... steriod flavored. (Acid 'roids maby..) :smiley36:
You forgot to mention a huge mullet. :smiley36:Quote:
Originally Posted by nhcigarfan
I know. After a good smoke, I want to eat, drink or sleep.Quote:
Originally Posted by SuperChuck
NOT sprint up and down the court with Scottie Pippin.
Are we seeing a pattern here?
What about the Great Bambino?
LMFAO!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mazeman
Speaking of sports, SC - your R&J you sent will be up to the plate tonight and enjoyed in the hot tub....58 degrees tonight, brrrrr....*gets ready for comments after stating 58 degrees is cold.* :smiley36:
I saw John Daly make a hole-in-one on the par 3 16th at Augusta during a Monday practice round this past spring. It was pretty awesome. I have some pictures if you guys wanna see.
-Mike
i'm sure you'd get a lot of points, but they'd be delivered post-humously.Quote:
Originally Posted by Island Epicurean
On another point, the general trend seems to be greatness aided by a cigar. We have the aforementioned Jordan, and the great Bambino, we also have Winston Churchill (great enough to have a universal cigar size named after him) Sigmund Freud, Groucho Marx (And Karl as well), Me, Jack Nicholson, Fidel Castro (at least he's famous/infamous), and Al Capone among others. Cigars are a symbol upon themselves of success, that's why all the evil/money-hungry super-rich stereotypical soulless CEO's always smoke cigars (that, and they can afford to smoke them).
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Originally Posted by MadurosRock
Considering the height of the platforms they dive off, I might need a good cigar to stop the pain after a belly flop. When I was younger I belly flopped off of a 15 foot jump, I can still remember the sting......
I loved the way you worked yourself in that list....... Very subtle! :smiley2:
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Originally Posted by MadurosRock
:smiley36: Smooth, real smooth :smiley36:
I'm terribly sorry, i forgot to mention Mark Twain, the classic self-acclaimed purveyer of "The Worst" CigarsQuote:
Originally Posted by MadurosRock
The list should have loked like this...
Jordan, and the great Bambino, we also have Mark Twain, Winston Churchill (great enough to have a universal cigar size named after him) Sigmund Freud, Me, Groucho Marx (And Karl as well), Me, Jack Nicholson, Fidel Castro (at least he's famous/infamous), Me, and Al Capone among others.
I apologize for the lack of such a great cigar-person in the origional list.
It has been in the 40's at night here in WI. That is too damn cold for me! Soon, the snow will be flying and I will be getting up in the middle of the night to go and plow people's driveways.....then go to work. I hate winter!Quote:
Originally Posted by godfather
I knew there was a reason I stayed in the west coast and have had no reason to move... :smiley1:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jonsey5484
I couldn't imagine living in Hawaii though...that just wouldn't seem like a reality to me...
I've been smoking a cigar on the way to the rink for a while now. Although I still usually get lit up. :smiley18: