excellent job offer!!!!..

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09-13-2006, 03:02 PM
bigpoppapuff

excellent job offer!!!!..

kellyktexfabcom@zipmail.com.br to undisclosed-re.
More options Sep 12 (16 hours ago)

Dearest,

Would you like to work online from home and get paid weekly?

KELLY KO Textile and Fabric Company needs a book-keeper in the United State,
so I Want to know if you will like to work online from home and get paid
weekly without leaving or affecting your present job.

I presently run a Textile and Fabrics firm which i inherited from my late
Dad in the London United Kingdom and we need someone to work for The Company
as a Representative/book keeper in the States. My company produces various
clothing materials, Batiks, assorted fabrics and Traditional Costume which
we have clients we supply weekly in the United States.

My clients make payments for our supplies every week In form of a American
Money Orders and checks, Which are not readily cashable outside the United
States, so we need someone in America to work as our representative and
assist us in Processing the Payments from our clients and I will pay him/her
weekly Salary Or rather 10% on each money order/check cashed.

If you are interested for this employment offer, kindly let me know so that
I would send you an employment letter which you are to fill, sign and send
back to me as soon as possible and I will need you to give me your full
name, home address e-mail address and your phone number for me to get in
contact with you.

ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS RECEIVE THIS PAYMENTS FROM OUR CLIENTS IN THE STATES
IN YOUR NAME AND IT WILL BE MAILED TO YOU GET IT CASHED IN YOUR BANK THEN
DEDUCT YOUR WEEKLY PAY OR PERCENTAGE AND FOWARD THE BALANCE TO THE COMPANY
DOWN HERE.

I await for your immediate response.

You can reach me at this following email and phone line.
Thanks for your understanding and cooperation.

Yours faithfully,

SIR KELLY KO
CEO KELLY KO Textile and Fabric Ltd.
Tel: +44 703 184 9993
Email: kellyk_texfabltd@hotmail.com
AN EMPLOYMENT OFFER
09-13-2006, 03:51 PM
Bassfever

WAHOOOOOOOOO. I am in. I waited my whole life for this to come along. Where do I sign up. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
09-13-2006, 04:07 PM
nhcigarfan

It was sent from a zipmail account, you should respond to hotmail account?? And the company itself doesn't have an email address?

Not a bright spammer.
09-13-2006, 04:12 PM
Empire23

Thats a new one, job offer. Im sure we will start seeing news storys about scams like these now too.
09-13-2006, 09:32 PM
MCsommerreid

Worst part is it's actually a legitimate job offer, and you likely will get paid. Unfortunately that job will be money laundering, so youll end up in the gulag.
09-13-2006, 09:53 PM
bigpoppapuff

Quote:

Originally Posted by MCsommerreid

Worst part is it's actually a legitimate job offer, and you likely will get paid. Unfortunately that job will be money laundering, so youll end up in the gulag.

or not
09-13-2006, 10:21 PM
Empire23

Quote:

Originally Posted by MCsommerreid

Worst part is it's actually a legitimate job offer, and you likely will get paid. Unfortunately that job will be money laundering, so youll end up in the gulag.

Or they will just take your bank account info and drain it.
09-13-2006, 10:27 PM
Evillepaintball

Well BPP, I hope you dont mind a little competition for that position. I think I'm pretty qualified to fill it.
09-13-2006, 10:35 PM
bigpoppapuff

send him an email...mess with him....
09-13-2006, 11:18 PM
Evillepaintball

"A good friend of mine shared with me a job that you offered him. He's happy with his job and doesn't plan on taking your offer. I, on the other hand, am VERY interested in this job. Please send me more details on the position."

thats what i sent him, we'll see how it goes from there. Hopefully i can convince him to take some embarassing photos of himself as "proof" that his company is legit.
09-13-2006, 11:21 PM
bigpoppapuff

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evillepaintball

"A good friend of mine shared with me a job that you offered him. He's happy with his job and doesn't plan on taking your offer. I, on the other hand, am VERY interested in this job. Please send me more details on the position."

thats what i sent him, we'll see how it goes from there. Hopefully i can convince him to take some embarassing photos of himself as "proof" that his company is legit.

if you did..i don't care if you're only 18....:smiley20: :smiley20:

you will,of course,keep us all in the loop as to how things are progressing.....this could put an end to that silly "pilot" thing...
09-13-2006, 11:30 PM
Evillepaintball

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigpoppapuff

if you did..i don't care if you're only 18....:smiley20: :smiley20:

you will,of course,keep us all in the loop as to how things are progressing.....this could put an end to that silly "pilot" thing...

hmmm, im going to go with a "thanks" on that one:smiley1: . Of course you will all be kept in the loop on this one, I live to serve.
09-14-2006, 01:45 AM
WOXOF

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evillepaintball

hmmm, im going to go with a "thanks" on that one:smiley1: . Of course you will all be kept in the loop on this one, I live to serve.

Damn Eville, now you have to go open a checking account. :smiley36: Let us know how it goes.
09-14-2006, 03:44 PM
Evillepaintball

hey, i already have a checking account thank you very much :smiley4:

So I got a reply today

Attn David Cook,

Thanks for your prompt response, in fact I am pleased by your word and am confident in dealing with you as an educated person who knows what it takes to discharge this duties and as well as my sole representative in America.
Know that your income tax will be considered as soon as we commence, though you are receiving 10% on every payment made through you and the balance sent to us via western union money transfer.
You may be receiving between $40,000.00 to $50,000.00 dollars per month on our behalf depending on sales.
However, there is full guarantee of your 10% entitlement upon each transaction you handle and no illegality attached to this business that I am entrusting in your hands, it is 100% risk free.
With time, I will get an office in USA once my profit rises, I promise you that this business will unite both of us and as you work for me, and my customers will direct all payments to your name only as I will instruct them to do once we have reached a compromise.
There is a job security in this business as you will receive gift items (Laptops, food items and office equipments) from me as long as this business moves on safely.
However, to proceed with this, there is a retainer ship agreement that bind us together legally. There is much insurance as we proceed that will cover you/your family and this business together.
Finally, you are advised to forward to me your full name, Address, A copy of scanned passport and your direct telephone and fax numbers for easy communication to enable my customers in USA contact you for payments.
You are advised to fill your details in our employment form which you are required to endorse as well.

Thanks for your kind interest and cooperation towards the growth of this business.
I await your prompt response.
Yours faithfully,

Sir Kelley Ko.
CEO Kelley Ko Fabrics & Textiles.
Tel: + 44 702 402 8317.

NOTE: YOU ARE REQUIRED TO COMPLETE THIS FORM BELOW:
Reference No: - LSLCA/2031/ 8161/05Batch
No: - R4/A313/2-60 EMPLOYMENT FORM

First Name:............................. Middle Name:....................................Last Name:.......................................
Address (Home) Line 1................................................. ........................
Address (Office Name & Address) Line2............................................. .................................................. ..
City.......................................... State.....................Zip................Home Phone..........................................
Cell Phone.........................Gender.............M arital Status........................Age................. ...........................
Occupation…………………………………………………………………………………………...
Nation of Origin............................................ ...........Religion
ATTESTATION
I ………………………………………… hereby agree to the term and condition stated below by Kelley Ko Textiles and Fabric company.
I am required to receive payment from customers on behalf of Kelley Ko fabrics.
I am required to deduct 10% of all funds processed on a particular order & forward the balance payment the company’s regional warehouses that will be given to me.

You will notify the company a week ahead if eventually you want to discontinue this job, So as to terminate all payment coming your way to avoid conflict. In agreement to this kindly append signature below.

Signatures.............................. date...................
09-14-2006, 03:59 PM
Evillepaintball

And my reply:

Sir Kelly Ko,

I am still very interested in your genorous offer, but some of my friends have been trying to tell me its some sort of scam. I think they are just jealous because they weren't offered this wonderful job. However, before I continue, I would like some sort of proof so I know this is real. If you would Photograph yourself holding a sign that says "I LIKE IT FROM BEHIND", I will gladly fill out the forms sent to me and send them back to you.

Thank you,
David Cook
09-14-2006, 04:57 PM
bigpoppapuff

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evillepaintball

And my reply:

Sir Kelly Ko,

I am still very interested in your genorous offer, but some of my friends have been trying to tell me its some sort of scam. I think they are just jealous because they weren't offered this wonderful job. However, before I continue, I would like some sort of proof so I know this is real. If you would Photograph yourself holding a sign that says "I LIKE IT FROM BEHIND", I will gladly fill out the forms sent to me and send them back to you.

Thank you,
David Cook

eville....WELCOME to our playground.......that's fucking awesome...LMFAO!!!!!
09-14-2006, 06:40 PM
Shelby07

Het Evil - You need to post their correspondences here so we can all add input to your responses. We can consider it a team buiding exercise.
09-14-2006, 07:18 PM
Evillepaintball

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shelby07

Het Evil - You need to post their correspondences here so we can all add input to your responses. We can consider it a team buiding exercise.

Something tells me I might not be getting an email back from him anytime soon
09-14-2006, 07:52 PM
bigpoppapuff

send him many more emails...the ball's in your court...mess with him...
09-14-2006, 08:24 PM
Evillepaintball

just sent him another one to see if i could reassure him that im serious,hopefully he doesnt understand what i want him to write on that sign.

"Please get back to me with that picture AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, I am very anxious to begin making money for you!"
09-14-2006, 11:19 PM
WOXOF

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evillepaintball

And my reply:

Sir Kelly Ko,

I am still very interested in your genorous offer, but some of my friends have been trying to tell me its some sort of scam. I think they are just jealous because they weren't offered this wonderful job. However, before I continue, I would like some sort of proof so I know this is real. If you would Photograph yourself holding a sign that says "I LIKE IT FROM BEHIND", I will gladly fill out the forms sent to me and send them back to you.

Thank you,
David Cook

That's priceless. :smiley32:
09-15-2006, 04:30 PM
Evillepaintball

Got another reply today, and I must say, this guy is very persuasive.

Hello David Cook,

I have just read your mails with the contents noted.

Please note that KELLY KO Textile and Fabric Company is an existing industry and i am the incumbent CEO.

So there is no doubt about that and be advice to drop if you cannot cope with the job as the personal department of the company have been receiving some application with every required personal infos/CV from your country.

So note that monday being 18th of september must be the last day of receiving application.

Best wishes,

Sir kelly ko CEO

The poor guy cant even spell his name consistantly
09-15-2006, 05:07 PM
bigpoppapuff

david.....kelly ko sure knows how to screw up your weekend...you've got a big decision to make...i'd fire off more emails...ask for more info...ask him about the possibilities of meeting with him before deciding about "your dropping out of med school"...etc,etc...ask him to send you more info about the company..and how the two of you might take the company to amazing heights.....
09-16-2006, 12:16 AM
Evillepaintball

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigpoppapuff

david.....kelly ko sure knows how to screw up your weekend...you've got a big decision to make...i'd fire off more emails...ask for more info...ask him about the possibilities of meeting with him before deciding about "your dropping out of med school"...etc,etc...ask him to send you more info about the company..and how the two of you might take the company to amazing heights.....

there will be many more emails, but for now, i have to get ready for the ACT tomorrow. Ill probably come up with something sometime during the day. I really like the med school idea, i think it has some potential.