the money keeps coming....

MRS JOANA WELSH
London, UK
DEAR BELOVED,
PLEASE UTILIZE THE FUNDS JUDICIOUSLY FOR HUMAN BENEFIT.
I am the above named person from LONDON. I am married to MR PATRICK GERALD WELSH who worked with BRITISH HIGH COMMISSION in CANADA for nine years before he died in the year 1999. We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days.

Before his death we were both born again Christians.Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against.When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of£7.5 Million
(seven Million five hundred thousand pound sterling)with an OFFSHORE BANK here in UK.Presently, this money is still under the safe keeping of the BANK.
Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next SEVEN months due to my cancer problems.Though what disturbs me most is my stroke .Having known my condition,I decided to donate this fund to church or better still a christian individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct here in. I want a church that will use this fund on orphanages and widows propagating the word of God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made us to understand that Blessed is the hand that giveth.

I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don't want my husband's hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers and in an ungodly manner. Hence the reason for taking this bold decision.
I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bossom of the Lord. I know that the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace.
I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health. As soon as I receive your reply I forward your personal information to my husband's Attorney in London who will contact the BANK and introduce
you as the legal owner of this fund before transfering the fund into your nominated Bank Account in your country.

You will be issued a letter of authority by him that will empower you as the original- beneficiary of the funds. I want you and the church to always pray for me because the lord is my shepherd. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and truth. Please always be prayerful all through your any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for a church or christian individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein.
Your response should be channeled to my alternate email account at
(wjoana@sify.com)

Hoping to hear from you as soon as possible.
Remain blessed in the name of the Lord.

Yours in Christ,
Mrs Joana Welsh
Email:wjoana12@yahoo.co.uk

My latest one looks strikingly similar:

Quote:

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I am sorry written you this way. All arrangement have been made to transfer my
money to any orphanages account.I have a deposit of $2,500.000.00 Million
Dollars including donation for a good health for me on my church website.

I am Mr. Mark Fazzina.I am the Founder of St.Anthony Church in south africa but
presently in United Kingdom for treatment, I have a wife and We were married for
thirty-seven years without a child. She died last 2 years in Pakistan when he
was in missionanry work,she was killed in a car bomb at Pakistan outside the
U.S. Consulate in Karachi with other member of missionary by suicide bomber that
want to bomb U.S.Consulate.
Before her death we were happy family both born again Christians. Since her
death I decided not to re-marry.

This money is still with the bank and since i am the only beneficiary to this
money.
the management of my bank just wrote me as the beneficiary to come forward to
receive the money or rather issue a letter of authorization to somebody to
receive it on my behalf if I can not come over.
Presently, I'm with my laptop in a hospital where I have been undergoing
treatment for cancer of the LUNGS. I have since lost my ability to talk and my
doctors have told me that I have only a few months to live.
It is my last wish to see that this money is distributed among charity
organization.
I want a person that is God fearing that will use this money to fund
churches,orphanages and widows propagating the word of God and to ensure that
the house of God is maintained.
The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that giveth. I took
this decision because I know that there are a lot of poor people suffering from
different kind of disease and nobody to come to their aid.
With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give
you the contact of the bank.And all arrange will be made with all legal
documents to back up the cliam.
Please reply me.
Please i need you to be honest to me bacause last week with a help of my church
partner who i trusted but he stolen my $1,000.000.00 million and ran away which
was suppose to be use in my church in south africa.
Please again be honest to me.
Regards,

MR. Mark Fazzina

Mark Fazzina <justin2mail@123mail.cl>

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and another.......

john savimbi <savimbijohn20@hotmail.com>
More options Sep 23 (2 days ago)

Good Day,

I hope my email meets you well. I am in need of your assistance. My name is
Capt. John Savimbi, I am in the Engineering military unit here in Luanda-
Angola,we have about $9.5 Million US dollars that we want to move out of the
country and it is legal.

But we are moving it through diplomatic means, to send it to your house
directly or a bank of your choice using diplomatic courier service.The most
important thing is that can we trust you? Once the funds get to you, you
take your 4% out and keep our
own 60%. Your own part of this deal is to find a safe place where the funds
can be sent to.

Our own part is sending it to you.If you are interested i will furnish you
with more details. But the whole process is simple and we must keep a low
profile at all times.

Waiting for your urgent response.

Regards,


Capt. John Savimbi.

Oh yeah, get a load of this one:


raff gaby
<aubretterudolfo@dallasnorthsoccer.org> to me
More options Sep 23 (21 hours ago)
go to bed. At least until my back ones in
Arctor said. mean stirring under the sheet.
all sorry to see you go, getting off. Everybody here
funny sort of day, isn't it? another twenty-three centuries'until
the whole thing up and her mind. Josh touched her
spot by himself; even without the message from India
country's space program had occurred tools and get
background to the nineteenth-century Great Game, he found himself alone
they were here. But control over the

eville....are we partners????.....


have at it!!!...

UK NATIONAL LOTTERY HEADQUARTERS
The Marina Offices, St Peters Yacht Basin,
Newcastle upon Tyne, NE6 1HX
England

Customer Services

WINNING NOTICE FOR CATEGORY "A" WINNER

BONUS LOTTERY PROMOTION PRIZE AWARDS WINNING
NOTIFICATION

Dear Lucky Winner,

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the just concluded UNITEDKINGDOM NATIONAL LOTTERY international Lottery programs. The online cyber lotto draws was conducted from an exclusive list of 21,000 e-mail addresses of individual and corporate bodies picked by an advanced automated random computer search from the internet, no tickets were sold. After this automated computer ballot, your e-mail address emerged as one of three winners in the category "A" with the following winning information:

REF No: UK/9420X2/68
BATCH No: 074/05/ZY369
TICKET No: 20511465463-7644
SERIAL No: S/N-00168
LUCKY No: 887-13-865-37-10-83

You as well as the other winners are therefore to receive a cash prize of £1,450,000(One million,Four Hundred and FiftyThousand poundsterling)each from the total payout. Your prize award has been insured with your e-mail address and will be transferred to you upon meeting our requirements, statutory obligations, verifications, validations and satisfactory report.To begin the claims processing of your prize winnings you are advised to contact our licensed and accredited claims agent for category "A" winners with the information below:

To file for your claim,Contact the processing Consultant :

Name: Harmfield Graham

Email:harmfieldgraham_claimsagent2006@yahoo.co.uk


Tel: +44 704 012 2601
Fax: +44 871 661 7513

Remember to quote your reference information in all correspondence. You are to keep all lotto information away from the general public especially your reference and ticket numbers (This is important as a case of double claims will not be entertained).You are hereby advice to send the assign judiciary Agent details below for Processing
of your Claims:

(1)FULL NAME
(2)FULL ADDRESS
(3)NATIONALITY.
(4)DATE OF BIRTH
(5)OCCUPATION
(6)WINNING EMAIL
(7)TELEPHONE NUMBER
(8)DATE OF WINNING NOTIFICATION
(9)SEX
(10)TOTAL AMOUNT WON
(11)MARITAL STATUE
(12)COUNTRY OF ORIGIN AND RESIDENT

Sincerely,
Mrs. Cecilia Moore
For UK NATIONAL LOTTERY.

Oh yeah, Im all over this one!

Good evening, I just recieved an email stating that I won the UNITEDKINGDOM NATIONAL LOTTERY.

My ref information is:

REF No: UK/9420X2/68
BATCH No: 074/05/ZY369
TICKET No: 20511465463-7644
SERIAL No: S/N-00168
LUCKY No: 887-13-865-37-10-83


(1)Gerald F. Reagan
(2)8305 Schiffer Rd.
(3)American
(4)06-06-67
(5)Urban Kayaker
(6)evillepaintball@hotmail.com
(7)1-182-435-2157
(8)September 27, 2006
(9)Male
(10)£1,450,000
(11)4 times divorced
(12)South America / America


just the set-up

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Evillepaintball

Good evening, I just recieved an email stating that I won the UNITEDKINGDOM NATIONAL LOTTERY.

My ref information is:

REF No: UK/9420X2/68
BATCH No: 074/05/ZY369
TICKET No: 20511465463-7644
SERIAL No: S/N-00168
LUCKY No: 887-13-865-37-10-83


(1)Gerald F. Reagan
(2)8305 Schiffer Rd.
(3)American
(4)06-06-67
(5)Urban Kayaker
(6)evillepaintball@hotmail.com
(7)1-182-435-2157
(8)September 27, 2006
(9)Male
(10)£1,450,000
(11)4 times divorced
(12)South America / America


just the set-up

---

this kid...eville...is okay!!!:smiley20: ..lmffao!!!!

Dear Syd Cigarpuffy Pufferton,

It has come to my attention recently that you are the holder of the magical mystery ticket issued by one Sean Shouldworkatmcd's Bikestoworktosavetheenvironment, and this entitles you to the opportunity to donate large sums of money free of charge to you.

We will wire to your bank account once we have your information eleventeen billion dollars. With that, we only ask you to then wire to the Young, Married, and Corrupting the Youth's Mind Graduate Student Fund sixtyblue billion of that eleventeen billion dollars. The rest you may keep with the understanding you will donate it too to other charities. You will of course be provided with tax receipts for said donations, and we of course will not follow up once the initial sixtyblue billion has been transferred.

Please contact us immediately so that this wonderful transaction may take place,
Sir Moneylaunderedroundthecorner
22-45 Surley Drunk Ln.
Buttsville, PA

keep messing with me sean.....eville and i will invite all of you to our island herf......i'll have the mom's and eville will have his way with the young daughters....the big money is coming soon...

The Marina Offices,
St Peters Yacht Basin,
Newcastle upon Tyne,
NE6 1HX
England

Ref:UK/9420X2/68
Batch:074/05/ZY369

Attn: Gerald F. Reagan,

I am glad to inform you that your claims have been processed with the information you provided,and forwarded to the Claims Office.

You are therefore expected to make travelling arrangements to come personally to the HEADQUARTERS of the UK National Lottery to claim your prize money.You are to inform us of your intention to come over to London so we can make appropriate arrangements for your reception at the Airport.

However, if you find it not convenient to comepersonally to London,You are to contact the dispatch officer of Transexpress International Courier Systems, immediately for payment procedures via this details given below:

Officer Name: Dr.Scott Ramsome
Email: transexpress06@aim.com
Telephone Number: +44 701 112 9197

COPY ME IN ALL YOUR TRANSACTIONS WITH THE COURIER
COMPANY TO ENABLE ME UPDATE MY FILE AND ALSO ENSURE
THAT THE NORMAL PROCEDURE IS BEING ADHERED TO BY THE
COURIER OFFICE.

Best wishes,
Mr. Harmfield Graham
Fiduciary Agent.
UK National Lottery

just got this, i plan on screwin wit this for a bit, then asking the guy to take a picture of himself with some obsecene writings for my "website"

oh eville!!!!!......


FROM THE DESK OF WYOUNG OKOH.
NIGERIAN NATIONAL PETROLEUM
CORPORATION.
LAGOS-NIGERIA.
EMAIL:young_okoh01@yahoo.com.hk
ATTN

I
AM THE DEPUTY DIRECTOR IN THE NIGERIAN NATIONAL PETROLEUM
CORPORATION
(NNPC) HERE IN LAGOS.MY COLLEAGUES HAVE ASSIGNED ME TO SEEK
F0R
ASSISTANCE OF RELIABLE FOREIGN COMPANY OR AN INDIVIDUAL THROUGH
WHOM
WE CAN TRANSFER THE SUM OF US$ 21.5, 000, 000. 00 (TWENTY ONE
MILLION
FIVE HUNDRED THOUSANDDOLLARS) WHICH AROSE FROM THE DELIBERATE
OVER -
INVOICE OF SOME CONTRACT AWARDED BY THE CORPORATION IN THE
TWILIGHT
DAYS OF THE LAST MILIARY REGIME. HOWEVER, THE CURRENT
FAVOURABLE
POLITICAL/ECONOMIC CLIMATE IN THE COUNTRY SINCE THE HAND
OVER FROM
MILITARY TO DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED GOVERNMENT NOW PRESENTED
AN
OPPORTUNITY FOR THIS MONEY TO BE TRANSFERRED OUT OF THE COUNTRY.
A
FRIEND WHO WAS FORMERLY RESIDING IN YOUR COUNTRY MADE YOUR ADDRESS
AVAILABLE TO ME. HE ASSURED ME OF YOUR COMPANY S VIABILITY AND
CAPABILITY IN BUSINESS TRANSACTION THOUGH HE DID NOT KNOW MY REAL
NTENTIONS.THIS ASSURANCE GAVE ME COURAGE TO LINK YOU UP FOR THIS
PARTICULAR TRANSACTION, AND I HOPE IT WILL BE OF MUTUAL BENEFIT TO ALL
OF US.
OUR CONTACTS IN THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA AND FEDERAL
MINISTRY OF
FINANCE HAVE GIVEN US A GO AHEAD ORDER FOR REMITTANCE, SO
WE HAVE SET
IN MOTION THE MACHINERY FOR THE TAKE OFF OF THIS
TRANSACTION AND
FURTHER ACTION WILL COMMENCE IMMEDIATELY WE HEAR FROM
YOU. WE HAVE
AGREED THAT AFTER THE TRANSFER OF THE MONEY INTO YOUR
ACCOUNT. YOU
SHALL BE ENTITLED TO 30% THE OFFICIALS, MY COLLEAGUES AND
I SHALL TAKE
60% WHILE 10% SHALL BE MAPPED OUT TO COVER FOR LOCAL AND
INTERNATIONAL
EXPENSES THAT MAY BE INCURRED IN THE COURSE OF
TRANSACTION.
REQUIERMENT NEEDED IS THIS
1.YOUR BANK NAME AND ADDRES
2 YOUR COMPANY'S NAME ADDRESS
3 ACCOUNT NUMBER/SWFIT CODE
4.
TELEPHONE NUMBER AND FAX NUMBER AND YOUR PRAVITE TELEPHONE
THE NATURE
OF YOUR BUSINESS IS NOT PARTICULARLY RELEVANT FOR THE
SUCCESS OF THIS
TRANSACTION. ALL WE REQUIRED IS YOUR WILLINGNESS TO CO-
OPERATE AND
ASSURANCE THAT OUR OWN SHARE WILL BE GIVEN TO US WHEN THIS
MONEY IS
TRANSFERRED INTO YOUR ACCOUNT. ALL NECESSARY PRECAUTIONS HAVE
BEEN
TAKEN TO ENSURE A NO RISK SITUATION ON THE SIDES OF BOTH PARTIES
AND
IT IS BELIEVED THAT THIS TRANSACTION WILL LAST FOR 10 WORKING DAYS,
BARRING ANY DELAY.
PLEASE IF THIS PROPOSAL IS ACCEPTABLE TO YOU, OR IF
YOU HAVE ANY
QUESTION FEEL FREE TO CONTACT THE ABOVE EMAIL ADDRESS, I
WILL OBLIGE
YOU WITH FURTHER INFORMATION.
BEST REGARDS,
MR.YOUNG
OKOH

NB: DO NOT FAIL TO INCLUDE YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE AND
FAX NUMBER
WHILE REPLYING THIS LETTER FOR EASY
COMMUNICATIONS

and another.....
......oh eville!!!!!...

deafmaryam1@yahoo.co.jp
More options 7:07 am (7 hours ago)

From maryam mentu
I'm deaf girl of 22 years old
reply to maryam_mentu22@yahoo.fr

And its A Good Thing of knowing you Which I believe
you will be of great assistants to me that will make
the beginning of never-ending family relationship. I
hope that this proposal will not be an inconvenience or embarrassment to you.I must not hesitate to confide
in you this simple and sincere business.
My name is MARYAM , I am 22 years of age, the only daughter of late Mr and Mrs MENTU ODINGA, from Nshili District of Gikomgoro Province in Republic of Rwanda My father before his death was a prosperous Cocoa and Gold merchant in Kigali, Republic of Rwanda before his untimely death, after his business trip to Abidjan -Cote d'Ivoire, to negotiate on a Cocoa and Gold business he wanted to invest in Abidjan -Coted'Ivoire.
My mother died when I was little ,and since then my father took me so special. Before his death on 12th November 2002 he told me that he has the sum of Eight million,five hundred thousand United State
Dollars.(USD$8.500.000) deposited in a security company in Abidjan Cote d'Ivoire, that he wanted to use his fund to invest his cocoa business in Ivory Coast.
After the burial of my late father i came down to Abidjan and went to the security company where the fund is deposited with all the documents regarding to the deposit of the fund that was given to me by my
late father. I am just 22 years old and a university undergraduate
and really don't know what to do.Now I want you to help me claim and transfer the fund for investment in your country because I have suffered a lot of set backs as a result of incessant political crisis here
in Ivory coast.The death of my father actually brought sorrow to my life.
I am in a sincere desire of your humble assistance in this regards.Your suggestions and ideas will be highlyregarded.
Now permit me to ask these few questions:
1. Can you honestly help me.
2. Can I completely trust you?
3. What percentage of the total amount in question
will be good for you after the money is in your
custody.
Please,Consider this and get back to me as soon as posible.
Thank you so much and God bless you.
My sincere regards,
Miss MARYAM MENTU
contact me at maryam_mentu22@yahoo.fr

so i havent heard back from the lottery guys, im beginning to think they dont know english at all and are just sending emails out in a set order, no surprise there. ill get started on a couple of the others when i get home tonight.

i'm counting on ya,eville...we really can't lose the chance at this big money....

c'mon eville...there's big money out there....

john savimbi <savimbijohn20@hotmail.com>
More options Sep 23

Good Day,

I hope my email meets you well. I am in need of your assistance. My name is
Capt. John Savimbi, I am in the Engineering military unit here in Luanda-
Angola,we have about $9.5 Million US dollars that we want to move out of the
country and it is legal.

But we are moving it through diplomatic means, to send it to your house
directly or a bank of your choice using diplomatic courier service.The most
important thing is that can we trust you? Once the funds get to you, you
take your 4% out and keep our
own 60%. Your own part of this deal is to find a safe place where the funds
can be sent to.

Our own part is sending it to you.If you are interested i will furnish you
with more details. But the whole process is simple and we must keep a low
profile at all times.

Waiting for your urgent response.

Regards,


Capt. John Savimbi.

I sent an email to all of the ones above, but I just keep getting the same things back. When I move in for the kill, they just stop responding. Dastardly bunch of scammers. I'll keep goin for it though.

Dear Friend,

My alternative email address: george_patrick3003@latinmail.com


PROPOSAL FOR URGENT BUSINESS ASSISTANCE

I know you will be surprise to read from me, but please consider this letter as a request from a family in dares need of assistance.

I am Mr. GEORGE PATRICK the only son of late Mr. RICHARD PATRICK of Zimbabwe, presently residing in Burkina Faso.

On behalf of my widowed mother RITA PATRICK,I decided to solicit for your assistance to move the sum of $10.5million Dollars (Ten million five hundred thousand United States Dollars)inherited from my late father to your country for an onward investment under your kind control.

My father was killed during the current war against farmers in Zimbabwe from the support of our present HEAD OF STATES President ROBERT MUGABE to claim all the white owned farms to his NPF PARTY MEMBERS.

He ordered all the white farmers to surrender all their farms to his party members and followers. My father was one of the best farmers in our country and because he did not support Mugabe ideas, Mugabes supporters invaded my fathers farms and burnt down every thing in the farm, killed my father and made away with a lot of items in my fathers farm.

Before my fathers death, he had deposited with one of the security and finance companies in Burkina Faso, Africa the sum of US$10.5 million (Ten million five hundred thousand United States Dollars).After the death of my father, we decided to move to the Burkina Faso where he had deposited the money with Security Company as valuables.

We decided to contact an oversea firms and companies that can assist us to move this money out of Burkina Faso, because as asylum seekers we are not allowed to operate any bank account within Burkina Faso.

We have agreed to offer you 20% of total sum for your assistance, 5% has been mapped out for any expenses that may be incurred in the course of this transaction and 75%will be for me and my family to invest in your country.

From the above you will understand that the lives and future of my family depends on this money as such I will be very happy if you can assist us, now all I want from you is to furnish me with your personal telephone and fax numbers for easy communication.

Note that this transaction is 100% risk free and absolutely confidential. Waiting for your urgent responds

Thanks and God bless.
Best regards,
GEORGE PATRICK

LINK-STRIDE LOTTERY GAMING COMMISSION.
AV 5 CASTILLA MADRID SPAIN
FROM:LINK-STRIDE AWARD DEPT.
REF: SUN/2010-968091/03
BATCH: 54/010/IPD

ATTENTION,

YOUR EMAIL WINNING CONFIRMATION NOTICE

We are glad to inform you that your E-mail address appears as the confirmed
Winner of our last Link Stride Euro email lottery program held on the 6th
OCTOBER, 2006. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number 20675543256-786
with Serial number 3765-75 drew lucky numbers 7-12-18-24-32-45, which
Consequently won in the 2nd category, you have therefore been approved For a
lump sum payment of Five Million Five Hundred Thousand united states dollars
(US$5.500,000.00).

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

This promotional program takes place every year. All participants were
selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 50,000 companies
and 100,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world. In
order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications please remember to quote
your reference number and batch numbers in all correspondence. We also ask
that you keep your winning information confidential until your claims have
been processed and your money payed to you.
Please note, all winnings must be claimed not later than 7th of November,
2006, after this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next
stake.

To file for your claim or for further details, please contact our fudiciary
agent Mrs. Lilly Williams in united kingdom office email
lillywilliams@latinmail.com or lillywilliams2006@yahoo.es In respect of our
commitment towards helping the less privilege, we ask that you voluntarily
contribute 1% of your Global winnings to any charity organization of your
choice in your environment.

Congratulations once more from staff and management of LINK-STRIDE LOTTERY
GAMING COMMISSION.
Yours Faithfully,
Global Winning coordinator.

If you want to go read some hysterical stuff check out... www.thescambaiter.com it's a board based on people getting back at the scammers.

2 of the most hysterical threads I have read and followed are linked below.

These guys get my :smiley32:


This the first thread I ever read over there and it got me hooked
http://thescambaiter.com/forum/showthread.php?t=7929


So far this Nigerian chump has gotten a toilet and a dishwasher has pictures and .mp3 audio of phone calls
http://thescambaiter.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8156



There are a ton of other good reads over there if you have the time.

oh eville...we got us another one...unless loudpipes wants a piece of the action....


Mr.Frank Lee
General Manager
Anhui Guofeng Plastic Industry Co., Ltd
Tian Zhi Road
Hefei, ANH 230088
China.
Website:www.guofeng.com
E-mail:franklee_company2@yahoo.co.uk

Dear Sir/Madam,

OFFER TO ACT AS PAYMENT REPRESENTATIVE

I represent the above named Company based in China. My company manufacture,supply and export Plastics, candle holder,wind chime, photo frame and the other decorations.

We are searching for representatives who can help us establish a medium of getting to our customers in Europe,America and Canada as well as making payments through them as payment officers. In our just concluded
Annual General Meeting (AGM) I as General Manager of this multinational company have been directed to relate with you because of the communication problem faced by most of our Board Members, since many of them cannot read, speak or write English Language except Chinnese which is our
official Language.

In view of this you are expected to relate directly with me as the company representative since I have been mandated to contact you and give them frequent update about our activities.

Most of our customers pay out in cash, cheques or money orders and we do not have an account in U.S.A And Canada presently that will clear this money. It is upon this note that we seek your assistance to stand in as our representative in your country. Note that Details of your
account is not needed in this transaction. Also, as our representative, you will receive 10% of whatever amount you clear for the company and the balance will be paid to the company's account officer.

Faithfully Yours,
Mr Frank Lee
General Manager
Anhui Guofeng Plastic Industry Co. Ltd
Tian Zhi Road
Hefei, ANH 230088
China.
www.guofeng.com

My dad's company deals with plastics in China, he speant 2 weeks there this summer. I'll see if I can cook up something extra special for this sack of crap.

This is from an awesome site I found called "The Best of Craig's List"

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/njy/212013545.html