Now that we're all sick of politics...

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my cats breath smells like cat food.

is it the chicken...or the egg??.....

I'm a Black Ninja Mother F*($ers!!!!

I am a dollar.

and in the words of curtis jackson........"i am fitty cent"....

I hurt my toe and now I limp.

The condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger, you dance all night, then you throw it away... the condom, I mean, not the stranger.

I've been called apathetic but I could care less.

I am a rock... ...I am an island.

I am the walrus.

goo goo goo joob.

Head, now there is a classic movie.

me fail english, that's unpossible

My dog just farted...:smiley40:

I were a high school graduate.

"there's snakes...on the motherfuckin' plane"!!!!..

What we have here is a failure to communicate.

My best friend's a leprechaun, he tells me to burn things...

A few quotes from Star Wars made funnier by changing one word to "pants"

you are unwise to lower your pants
chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this
you came in those pants? you're braver than i thought.
I've just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of our pants forever.

ba-da-BING
...ba-da-BOOM

For every action, there is a reaction. And a Pikey reaction is quite a fuckin thing.

Royale W/ Cheese

'ay... I got two words for ya... "shut da fuck up!"