997th Post Contest

My 997th post is rapidly approaching. The first BOTL/SOTL to notice when this happens and post recognition of said observance will recieve a nice package commemorating this historic event.

Disclosure Statements:

The Winner must have at least 70 days of tenure and 70 posts at the time the contest concludes.

Cigars in prize package will be not be held to dry out. These will be sent in great condition.

Offer is void in Utah.

Balance transfers are subject to a minimum $5.00 transaction fee, not to exceed $50.00. The default APR is 36.97% plus the Prime rate and is subject to change based on whatever criteria that is seen fit by the lender.:smiley29:

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Originally Posted by slcraiders

Disclosure Statements:

The Winner must have at least 70 days of tenure and 70 posts at the time the contest concludes.

Cigars in prize package will be not be held to dry out. These will be sent in great condition.

Offer is void in Utah.

Balance transfers are subject to a minimum $5.00 transaction fee, not to exceed $50.00. The default APR is 36.97% plus the Prime rate and is subject to change based on whatever criteria that is seen fit by the lender.:smiley29:

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A little biased against us Utahan's Aren't YOU!!! Guess since I don't live there, I don't count.. :)

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Originally Posted by slcraiders

The Winner must have at least 70 days of tenure and 70 posts at the time the contest concludes.

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:smiley21: well not really more of :smiley6:

1/2 the package if I win, since I meet 1/2 the qualifications? :smiley2: or just take a long time to make your next 47 posts


P.s. Before I get scolded.... this is a joke.... I fully understand he set the qualifications for what he felt was fair and I completely respect that.

Hmmm. I figure I better post 1 for every SLC posts until the magical # of 997. So I may qualify for said observance/prize.

-Andrew

You should just declare me the winner and send the package...:smiley29:

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Originally Posted by slcraiders

My 997th post is rapidly approaching.

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I think i take exception to the use of the term 'rapidly'. But if i had to guess, I say before the Super Bowl.

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Originally Posted by Cabaiguan Juan

I think i take exception to the use of the term 'rapidly'. But if i had to guess, I say before the Super Bowl.

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Congratulations James... Care to make it 998??

Congrats SLC...3 mo to go!

He hit 997...ding ding ding! What did I win Alex? :)

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Originally Posted by Shelby07

Congratulations James... Care to make it 998??

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Not only are you guys observant, but you are quick on the draw. Mark, I think I have your addy still, but PM it just in case.

Aaron, for second place you get to name my next bird.

Darn...hefty threw me off...from his post, it sounded like you were at 994, and I saw 997 when I looked at this thread. Doh! Read too quick...

I'm an idiot. I see Shelby beat me in a different post...jeez, this time travel stuff is confusing

Sorry, Godfather, didn't mean to throw you off...I was just congratulating James on getting so close to 1000.

It's all good chief, glad to see you still posting here.

lol- I was referring to this post:

http://www.cigarsmokers.com/showthre...t=831&page=227

and I just might hit 2000 at tonight's pace.

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Originally Posted by heftysmokes

I'm an idiot. I see Shelby beat me in a different post...jeez, this time travel stuff is confusing

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Man, I tell ya, I actually had to take off my shoes so I could figure this out...if only that lawnmower accident never happened I'd be able to count past 17....sigh.

By the way, that next bird......Chevy. I always thought that'd be a good name for a bird.

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Originally Posted by slcraiders

Not only are you guys observant, but you are quick on the draw. Mark, I think I have your addy still, but PM it just in case.

Aaron, for second place you get to name my next bird.

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Well James, It appears that we have a poor fellow is recently out of work, and it also so happens that he has also done an awful lot of things to make this a better community. So, instead of sending them to me, send them out to CgarDan. I think he can use them right now more than I can, and we can both show him our appreciation for all he has done.

Thanks, James, and thanks Dan!

Shelby,
Great gesture, and congrats on post 700.

And Cgardan, if you want you can name the damn bird too.

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Originally Posted by godfather

It's all good chief, glad to see you still posting here.

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Well, it's damn good to see you back posting here.

BTW, Slc, if you don't mind, it looks as if I'll be post whoring on this thread for a bit; feel free to give me a boot when the smell gets too bad.

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Originally Posted by Shelby07

Well James, It appears that we have a poor fellow is recently out of work, and it also so happens that he has also done an awful lot of things to make this a better community. So, instead of sending them to me, send them out to CgarDan. I think he can use them right now more than I can, and we can both show him our appreciation for all he has done.

Thanks, James, and thanks Dan!

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Consider it done. I cannot think of a better way to mark, this, my 1000th post.

Very thoughtful- Shelby.

You and Hefty are both winners in my book. Chevy will make an excellent name.

and congrats on 1000 as well!

How did you two jokers get to 700 and 1000 so fast? I'm still puttering along in the 500's.

Well, that ends tonight damnit! And they're all gonna be in this thread!

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Originally Posted by slcraiders

Consider it done. I cannot think of a better way to mark, this, my 1000th post.

Very thoughtful- Shelby.

You and Hefty are both winners in my book. Shelby will make an excellent name.

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You got good taste there, James!

LOL, damn Shelby, don't get the wrong idea...I was thinking of the comedian, not the car.

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Originally Posted by heftysmokes

and congrats on 1000 as well!

How did you two jokers get to 700 and 1000 so fast? I'm still puttering along in the 500's.

Well, that ends tonight damnit! And they're all gonna be in this thread!

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Well, Hefty, I saw that Santa was gonna hold back on the dog rockets. Apparantly you've been good, but not good enough to get the draw on me! :smiley2:

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Originally Posted by Shelby07

Well, Hefty, I saw that Santa was gonna hold back on the dog rockets. Apparantly you've been good, but not good enough to get the draw on me! :smiley2:

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I don't even know what this means, but I'm gonna reply to it so I can get one or two more posts in before I finally go to bed.

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Originally Posted by heftysmokes

I don't even know what this means, but I'm gonna reply to it so I can get one or two more posts in before I finally go to bed.

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Didn't you see your last letter from Santa?

No, actually I didn't, thanks for pointing that out! Now I'm not tired, I'm just excited that a present is coming! I feel like I'm 5! I'm gonna post whore this thread all fucking night!

Yeeeehaaa!

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Originally Posted by heftysmokes

No, actually I didn't, thanks for pointing that out! Now I'm not tired, I'm just excited that a present is coming! I feel like I'm 5! I'm gonna post whore this thread all fucking night!

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So Hefty, what's new?

Dammit, Shelby, this is my thread to whore up...well, I mean it's SLC's thread, but it's my...well....

Damnit Shelby, now I'm going to bed. I confuse easily and it makes me tired.

Nice play!! Maybe I can make it a third person to hit 1k in the same day...only a few more:smiley2:

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Originally Posted by drew_goring

Nice play!! Maybe I can make it a third person to hit 1k in the same day...only a few more:smiley2:

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YAY!!!!1k for me:smiley16:

(and what a meaningful post):smiley17:

I'm in.

I say SLC makes 997 the day before X-mas, and Drew makes 1,000 the day after X-mas.

Is there a special prize for getting them both right?