I'm bored. Finish the previous sentence and start another one.
I was working the door at the whorehouse my Aunt Ethel owns on a boring Wednesday Morning, when all of a sudden.......
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I'm bored. Finish the previous sentence and start another one.
I was working the door at the whorehouse my Aunt Ethel owns on a boring Wednesday Morning, when all of a sudden.......
......a naked woman walks through the door in 3" heels with a poodle under one arm, and a 2 foot salami under the other, when the bartender says "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The naked woman says.......
"No, but the poodle wouldn't mind?". The bartender considered....
....switching the storyline all of a sudden. That's when I thought it best to pick a fight with........
...the poodle. Since it didn't look like...
was thoroughly amazed at how hard it appeared to be. Shaking his head he decided to......
...I don't know if I want to get involved with this, but I suppose I'll have to now! He threw his murse across the room, and...
Hit Aunt Ethel square in the jaw...
.....sex with lobsters never caught on. I decided to fix this by pulling out of my murse.....
....the naked blonde was desperately lunged towards it in an attempt to bring it back to the dilapidated leather fur love seat. Then all of a sudden, outside....
....the Necronomicon's true existence!" Without missing a beat, I grabbed a bottle of rye and shrank.....
a CAO flavors assortment. Buzz was especially diggin' the moontrance since it reminded him of......
... that Buzz couldn't be stealing Acids and CAO Flavors and stuffing them in his murse because he had already thrown his murse across the room - this must be just a dream, or even a dream within a dream! So badwhale, in an attempt to wake himself up...
...foolishly starting dancing a jig that he learned from a cabinet installer he had recently met. Halfway through his strip-jig he realized that...
that there was a murse involved in the discussion and doing a strip-jig might not be wise. He quickly switched to a......
....bubbling stew of frogs. While we all sat around in amazement, elation could be heard from.....