sadly.....i'm moving on...

i'm sad to leave you guys...i believe my ship has come in......


Attn, My Dear Friend.

Longest time, i hope all is well together with yourfamily,if so glory be to God almighty.Well,Sorry to hear this news andunderstand that the fault is not from me.I'm happy to inform you aboutmy success in getting those funds transferred under the cooperation of anew partner from paraguay.
Presently i'm in Paraguay for investmentprojects with my own share of total sum.meanwhile, i didn't forget yourpast efforts and attempts to assist me in transferring this fundsdespite that it failed us some how.Now contact my secretary in Beninhis name is Mr Adilson Honad on his e-mail address stated below;

( E-mail; adilson_honad@yahoo.fr

Ask him to send you thetotal Amount of $800,000.00 u.s dollars which i kept foryour compensation for all the past efforts and attempts to assist me inthis matter. I appreciated your efforts at that time very much. So feelfree and get in touched with my secretary Adilson Honad and instruct himwhere to
send the check and send him your contact information like

1.Your Full Name.........................
2.Your Home & Offie Address..............
3.Your Office & Home Tel Phone...........
4.Your Country Location..................
5.Sex..........& Age.....................

Sothat he will submit it to the couriercompany where i directed him for the check to be sent to your designatedaddress without any delay.
Please do let me know immediately if youreceive it so that we can share the joy after all the sufferness at thattime ok, In the moment, Im
very busy here because of the investmentprojects which me and the new partner are having athand,finally,remember that I have forwarded
instruction to thesecretary on your behalf to instruct the courier company to send thecheck to you as soon as you send your details information without delay,so feel free to get in touch with Mr Adilson Honad he will informcourier to send the check immediately to you without any delay as iinstructed him to do.

Thank you and may God Bless you.
BestRegards,

Barrister.Agbala Nze Esq

CONTACT HIM VIA THIS EMAIL; adilson_honad@yahoo.fr

I got one of these once but mine was from Nigeria. It was something about some Nigerian guys, whose last name happenned to be Cook, died and im inheriting all of his money. all I had to do was send my ss# credit card #, bank account #, and $50k and he could transfer 14million to my account. sadly though, i lost the email.

Yeah, "Cook" isnt even close to being nigerian. I know a girl who is Nigerian, her last name is Uduehi and her middle is Ooluchukoo. they at least could have tried to make it a little more convincing.

Bon voyage! Arrivederci!! Aloha!!! Adios!!!! Don't let the door hit . . . wait, i mean, we'll miss you!! Send us a post card and give that nice furrin lawyer feller my asshole brother-in-law's name and address!!

Fuck with 'em. 419eater.com :smiley2:

Thanks for posting that site, its GENIOUS!!

sorry to see you go.:smiley42:


























:smiley44:

LMAO!!!!\

(May seem funnuier now because I am trashed, but fuck all those scammers!)

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Originally Posted by bigpoppapuff

1.Your Full Name........................ReaganYouth
2.Your Home & Offie Address..............
3.Your Office & Home Tel Phone...........
4.Your Country Location..................
5.Sex..........& Age.....................

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Damn Sid 800K is all they are offering I got a similar one saying I am about to get 8M or so still waiting :smiley36:
:smiley42:

HA, I've got nigerian princesses and deposed widows lining up to give me money. I'm near a billion in offers.

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Originally Posted by thepyrofish

Fuck with 'em. 419eater.com :smiley2:

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I love that site. Been going there for a while now

WOW!!!....when it rains,it pours...here's another offer...just received....

ROSE SIDIBE,
13' Tayo Avenue OFF, Bourguiba,
Dakar Senegal.

From Mrs. Rose Sidibe,

I hope my email will find you comfort and in good health, I wishes you good health and succes in your pursuits especially on this my proposal as contained on this Email, Meanwhile I am Mrs.Rose Sidibe, From ("Republic of Somalia") Resides in Dakar Senegal, after due deliberation with my son ,I sent to you this business proposal which we want you to assist us into joint investment partnership with you, With the amount that i currently have within my reach, been the sum of ($4.3) million U.S dollars which i intended to use for investment purposes.

I am contacting you with the hope that you will be of great assistance to me,
I therefore personally appeal to you seriously and religiously for your urgent assistance to relocate this fund in to your country where I believe it will be safe and more profitable into business in your country.

This money came as a result of a payback contract work between my husband (Mr.Paul S.Sidibe) former cabinet member Republic of Somalia and a Russian firm in our country .The Russian partners returned my husbands share which he deposited in the security company here in Dakar Senegal before he was assasinated by Islamic Militia ,As a result of Political unrest/crises in my country Somalia which have consumed the life of my belove husband,In view of this which make us to leave our home country to come down here in Dakar Senegal for our security concern ,I want to withdraw this deposit from the security firm here in Dakar Senegal,where my late husband deposited it, for safe keeping and onward investment.

Due to the current situation in my country and government attitude to my family,I cannot make use of this fund within,thus I seek your help in transferring this funds out for investment purposes than leaving it here and to invest it in any rucrative area to profit my family as our only hope for our future survival bearing in mind that you may be of great assistant to me, A negociable percentage will be discuse as soon as i get your response.
I am seriously considering to settle down abroad in a friendly atmosphere like yours as soon as this fund get into your care/custody so that I can start all over again, I am giving you this information in total trust and confidence.

Please kindly respond immediately,so that i will give you futher information as regards.

I will greatly appreciate if you accept my proposal in good faith you can reach me on this my number( 00221 682 1745 ) Please try to direct your response to this my private Email: mrs_rose_s1@yahoo.co.uk

Your Urgent response is needed.
R egards and God Bless you.

Mrs.Rose Sidibe and son William.

I hear they get their target email addresses from porn sites - especially the ones where truck drivers dress up in pink tutu's and get friendly with the local farm animals.

Sid - you ok?

you "hear"..or you KNOW......


i googled your town...it said ##### colorado...where men are men...and the sheep are nervous....

WOW!!! Lady Luck is with me, baby!!!!

First I get this....

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FROM:MR Scott Smith,
THE NATIONAL LOTTERY.
RAFFLE DRAWS PROMOTIONS 2005
REFERENCE:/DHK110/
BATCH:/NBH12/
LUCKY NUMBER: 09,21,23,31,40,46

Dear Winner,

We are delighted to inform you of the result of Email Lottery Promotion,Which is part of our promotional draws. Held on the 25th AUGUST 2006 and that you were one the LUCKY WINNERS and your e-mail address attached to Lucky-numbers 09, 21, 23, 31, 40, 46 and Serial-number 13-1003 which consequently won in the Match 5 and 2 Stars , you have therefore been approved for a lump sum payout of £1,500,000(ONE MILLION FIVE HUNDRED
MILLION POUNDS) .

CONGRATULATIONS!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!

Please be informed that all participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 30,000,000 company and 50,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world.To file in for your claims, contact our DISPATCH OFFICER for your winning:

REV.SCOTT SMITH,
DISPATCH OFFICER
ALPHA COURIER SERVICES
18 KINGS ROAD,
LONDON SW3 5EN,
UNITED KINGDOM.
Fax:+44-0870 068 4912
Official Email:info_balad_claims@yahoo.co.uk

Please do remember, all winning must be claimed not later than two weeks of this notification. After this time all unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake.

Note:In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, if you wish to file in for your claims, you are therefore requested to quote the following claims requirements to the above reply email address.

Remember to quote your Reference, Batch, and Wining Number, in every one of your correspondence to our DISPATCH OFFICER

Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being part of our promotional program.

Your's Sincerely,
MS ROSE WOOD
ONLINE COORDINATOR,
THE NATIONAL LOTTERY
MASTER HOUSE,29 TARRANT STREET
DUGARD WAY,KENNINGTON,
LONDON SE114TH,UK.
PO Box 1400
Fax:+44-0870 068 4912

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And then today this...

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The National Lottery
P O Box 1010
Liverpool, L70 1NL
UNITED KINGDOM
(Customer Services)
Ref: UK/9420X2/68
Batch: 074/05/ZY369

WINNING NOTIFICATION:

We happily announce to you the draw (#942) of the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY, online Sweepstakes International program held on 26th of August, 2006. It is yet to be claimed and you are getting the final NOTIFICATION as regards this. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number:56475600545 188 with Serial number 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers:4-6-9-12-15-40 (bonus no.25), which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category i.e match 5 plus bonus. You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £3,987,470 (Three million nine hundred and eighty seven thousand,four hundred and seventy pounds sterling) in cash credited to file KTU/9023118308/03. This is from a total cash prize of £15,949,880 shared amongst the(4)lucky winners in this category i.e Match 5 plus bonus. All participants for the online version were selected randomly from World Wide Web sites through computer draw system and extracted from over 100,000 unions, associations, and corporate bodies that are listed online. This promotion takes place weekly.
Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European
booklet representative office in Europe as indicated in your play
coupon.
In view of this, your £3,987,470 (Three million nine hundred and eighty seven thousand,four hundred and seventy pounds sterling)will be released to you by any of our payment offices in Europe. Our European agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate
the release of your funds as soon as you contact her.For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claim is processed and your money remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to claim your prize.
This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program. Please be warned. To file for your claim, please contact our fiduciary agent: Nathan Brent(Mr)
Official Email:b_nathan@mac.com
Endeavour to email them your full names,winning numbers,email
address,telephone and fax numbers immediately.
Congratulations from me and members of staff of THE NATIONAL LOTTERY.
Yours faithfully,
Rose Wood (Mrs)
Online coordinator for THE NATIONAL LOTTERY
Sweepstakes International Program.

Important Notice: Your Email address and winning information wereprovided by INTERNET AND EMAIL CENSORS ASSOCIATION The United Kingdom Lottery accepts no blame for any unwarranted use of email addresses, therefore all blames, complains should be directed to the INTERNET AND EMAIL CENSORS ASSOCIATION.

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Okay - so who do I go with??? Or do I go with both!!!

I would go with both. God forbid one offer doesn't live up to the expectations.