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Come have seat on Santa's lap and tell him what you want for Christmas. Whoa, hold on a minute there, on second thought just have a seat on the floor there, and please leave your pants on! Don't worry, I sent the elves 1,000 feet away so that cop over there won't bother you. So, what'll it be? No, not that, you'll shoot your eye out! How about a nice football?
Wow, Santa, a football would go very well with the FFL trophy I'll have in a few weeks, so that would be cool.
I'm sorry I had to get that restraining order against the elves. No does indeed mean no, regardless of what Mrs. Claus says.
I'll be happy with whatever you choose to drop down the chimney.
Grasscrawler that is funny....how about some coal and some eggnog heavy on some old eggs less on the nog. I mean he did say he be happy with whatever you sent.
My package landed today....holy-moly....many thanks ya fat bastid!!