To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

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08-08-2011, 09:00 AM
ggiese

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Marijuana'.

2. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

3. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

4. Sing Along At The Opera.

5. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

6. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

7. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final WayTo Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

8. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
08-08-2011, 11:22 AM
BigMacFU

Quote:

Originally Posted by ggiese

1. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Marijuana'.

2. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

3. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

4. Sing Along At The Opera.

5. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

6. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

7. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final WayTo Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

8. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

You are a creepy old man George, a creepy old man.
08-08-2011, 11:44 AM
mrtr33

9. Pick up hitch-hikers, then have heated arguments with imaginary friends.
08-09-2011, 02:12 AM
b.read

10. Name your household wifi network: "FBI surveillance van #14".
08-09-2011, 11:39 AM
ggiese

Quote:

Originally Posted by b.read

10. Name your household wifi network: "FBI surveillance van #14".

That's HILARIOUS!!!! :smiley36:

...I imagine that would put a damper on "War Driving" activities... :smiley2:

...or not... :smiley15:
08-09-2011, 06:11 PM
ukyfan

Re: To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

Quote:

Originally Posted by ggiese

3. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

Sad thing is that I have done this before, but not as a joke.

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08-10-2011, 11:28 PM
b.read

Quote:

Originally Posted by ggiese

That's HILARIOUS!!!! :smiley36:

...I imagine that would put a damper on "War Driving" activities... :smiley2:

...or not... :smiley15:

If not completely, I would think it would atleast ruin their fun on your street! :smiley36:
08-11-2011, 08:43 PM
ggiese

Quote:

Originally Posted by b.read

If not completely, I would think it would atleast ruin their fun on your street! :smiley36:

I just renamed my wireless network. You'll never guess what it is... :smiley37:
08-12-2011, 06:47 AM
WinstonSpencer

11. Become a member of cigarsmokers.com
08-12-2011, 08:15 AM
CoventryCat86

Quote:

Originally Posted by ggiese

I just renamed my wireless network. You'll never guess what it is... :smiley37:

I'll take a stab:

"Okienoodlers wi-fi heaven"
08-12-2011, 09:00 AM
ggiese

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoventryCat86

I'll take a stab:

"Okienoodlers wi-fi heaven"

...and you'd be wrong!!! :smiley2:
08-12-2011, 03:34 PM
b.read

:smiley36:

No clue....FBI Surveillance van #8? :smiley4:
08-13-2011, 10:39 AM
CptnBlues63

Quote:

Originally Posted by ggiese

I just renamed my wireless network. You'll never guess what it is... :smiley37:

LOL

I'd bet you're more likely to have someone try to hack you since a lot of the war drivers are hackers and they'd see it as a challenge/opportunity. Just be sure you're using WPA encryption, a complex password and keep and eye on your logfiles.

:smiley2:
08-13-2011, 09:27 PM
b.read

For some reason this came directly to mind... :smiley36:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfiQY...eature=related