I'm bored. Finish the previous sentence and start another one.
I was working the door at the whorehouse my Aunt Ethel owns on a boring Wednesday Morning, when all of a sudden.......
I'm bored. Finish the previous sentence and start another one.
I was working the door at the whorehouse my Aunt Ethel owns on a boring Wednesday Morning, when all of a sudden.......
......a naked woman walks through the door in 3" heels with a poodle under one arm, and a 2 foot salami under the other, when the bartender says "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The naked woman says.......
Last edited by mrtr33; 03-30-2011 at 10:30 AM. Reason: it would help if I read the rules
"No, but the poodle wouldn't mind?". The bartender considered....
Last edited by ashauler; 03-30-2011 at 10:38 AM.
...the poodle. Since it didn't look like...
Live each day like it's your last, one day you'll get it right.
was thoroughly amazed at how hard it appeared to be. Shaking his head he decided to......
Last edited by badwhale; 03-30-2011 at 11:10 AM. Reason: this is hard....
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
"...all roads lead to cigars."
-Cinda
"You will not change this forum. Simple as that. Accept it or move on, or you will be escorted from the premises."
-Shagaroo
"Maybe you should just stop trying to be witty?"
-Ashauler
"Rule 17: Don’t turn your back on bears, men you have wronged, or the dominant turkey during mating season."
-Dwight Schrute
"Fuck I just like smoking. Who am I kidding?"
-Badwhale
"If you want to start a fuckin' hobby, start it."
-Shelby07
Hit Aunt Ethel square in the jaw...
It will always be a battle a day between those who want maximum change and those who want to maintain the status quo.
~ Gerry Adams
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