Sorry Mr. Claus, I totally missed this thread. I thought it was for badwhale since "Queen of Sausage" is a pet name I have for him when we sext each other on our hip new iPhones.
Well, I will take my recent PM with you public here as I am not ashamed of what we have had since I was a little boy. This year all I really want is to sit upon that extra large lap of yours for as long as possible. It's so warm, cozy, comfy, and smells of sweaty gingerbread men. Beyond that I would be greatfully grateful of anything you may deem me worthy of receiving.
Surprise me!
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