Mistakes

[Lopaka]

/yawn

Dr. Jeff,

From your wonderful and obviously well thought answer in "Screw you all" you have vast amount of experience on Message Boards and you would know that you don't..

A. Log on and ask for anything in any nature until the community gets to know you and you have been boards for a while...HOWEVER /cough

Your first post on Cigar Smokers was in the Newbie Sampler Thread....

Ok,
I'm a noob around here, what do I need to do to get involved, I have nothing to trade, but I can send bucks, how much & to where, I'm not rich.

jeff

Now, ironically, if you would have read the first post in that thread it would have explained the rules. But, you know that with seeing you have "used numerous message boards in the past pertaining to various specific subjects". So I shouldn't have to explain that.

Now in response to your statement "Now in response to all of the iceholes, that accused me of being a mooch"

These "Iceholes"...as you like to call them have a little evidence...lets look on your last 10 posts.

Response to "Have any x-tra 5 count cedar cigar boxes"

Hey Man, I'd like to have those boxes.

jeff

Oh, and this was your second post on this board...BTW.

Response to "Too many cigars"

How much, & what is left, how about a super sweet deal to get a newbi started & stocked.

Jeff

Third post on this board for you...

Hmmm....

Oh, this one is a classic I would have to say.

Response on " New and Improved Newbie Sampler thread!"

I'm a newbie

Now, what is ironic is you responded to thread that the last post was two months ago!

Of course... you with your experience on "numerous message boards in the past pertaining to various specific subjects" would have noticed that it was dead thread.

Ohhh and that was your fifth post!

This is even better...Your sixth post, in response to a Birthday Bomb...

what a nice guy

Ohhhh and that thread was THREE MONTHS OLD!! Oh wait, since you have vast amount of experience...you would have noticed that to...

Ok, lets see...

Response to Cigarsarges post "Free Smokes"

put me on the list for the next batch

And this post was how old....to quote Keven Spacey "wait for it..."
FIVE MONTHS OLD!!!

"Iceholes"= 1
You = 0

B. Every message boards ask for some sort of intro...

However, you log on the boards and just start asking for smokes. No where do I see a post that says..

Hello, I'm Dr. Jeff and I'm new to Cigars...I've tried ect ect ect...any advice....

But, seeing that you have experience on "numerous message boards in the past pertaining to various specific subjects" you would have known to do something like that.

So, what are we saying. Get the off our message boards.

Lopaka

[Fro-nig]

hahahaha. man this is some funny stuff. man am i glad that i looked around here for about a week before i joined and put in my 2 cents. being a VERY frequent forum user, (as my background check has shown, haha), you tend to catch the drift of how things go on forum site.

the thing i see wrong is that he asked for free stuff, not that there wasnt free stuff for the taking, but that he asked first (a few times) before even saying hello. one would think, maybe its just me, but you generally introduce yourself when you walk into a "room" full of people that you dont know.

[Dickson]

Now you went and done it!!!!!! I gave you an out and you didn't see it. Then you call me an Icehole. Ma$$hole would be more adequate as I was born there. Don't know if you can correct yourself now. I myself came on to the board a bit rocky and these guys gave me an opportunity to correct myself. They are a good bunch if you give yourself the chance. If not

[CoventryCat86]

Now you went and done it!!!!!! I gave you an out and you didn't see it. Then you call me an Icehole. Ma$$hole would be more adequate as I was born there. Don't know if you can correct yourself now. I myself came on to the board a bit rocky and these guys gave me an opportunity to correct myself. They are a good bunch if you give yourself the chance. If not

Geez Dickson, I don't remember that at all....

And you know me, I'm probably the biggest pain in the ass here and usually remember shit like that.

As far as ole Dr Jeff, damn it boy you really screwed yourself here.

Next time you guys roast an asshat, I need a "heads up."

[Dickson]

cc,

Thanks........

[Lopaka]

Next time you guys roast an asshat, I need a "heads up."

You didn't get the memo?

[CoventryCat86]

You didn't get the memo?

LMAO! I guess I must have been asleep at the switch...

[Shagaroo]

LMAO! I guess I must have been asleep at the switch...

That happens when you get ancient....

[Monk]

But, seeing that you have experience on "numerous message boards in the past pertaining to various specific subjects" you would have known to do something like that.

So, what are we saying. Get the off our message boards.

Lopaka

I love you man!

[ggiese]

I went to the Little Smoke this last fall, at a restaurant near Milwaukee - first year I've done that - at the urging of some good friends who told me it would be a great time. Entry fee was a paltry $120 per person - which included a dinner and huge bag full of smokes as you walked in. The various manufacturers sponsored tables - and depending on where you were seated, you got various "goodies" put out by the manufacturers. They even had a silent auction to raise funds for a local charity. To be honest, $120 was nothing - I walked out with well over $200 worth of cigars - and had a very nice dinner on top of that. Plus - I had the pleasure of smoking cigars with some very incredible people!!

But then there's the dark side... I shoulda known the event was too good to be true. While I was chatting with the Oliva rep, with my wife seated a short distance away - some schmuck walked over to our table - opened up MY portable humidor - and helped himself to an Anejo. Now mind you - you could not even mistake my beat up plastic portable humidor for one of the boxes of cigars left at the table. Even if you were a totally dummy - opening it up would have given a clue that something was amiss (there was a varied selection of cigars, some with hand written bands)....

But, wait - there's more. At the end of the evening I learned that one of the "guests" had snuck out with two large cardboard boxes of cigars and lighters a rep had brought with them. Several hundred dollars worth of goodies, taken by one of the "guests". There was no mistaking these two boxes belonged to someone, and were not there for the taking - unless you felt entitled, I suppose....

Then there was the silent auction. Someone apparently felt the wine that was being auctioned was a give away as well - they spirited away 5 or 6 bottles of some pretty expensive stuff...

Well - now there's serious doubts there will be a little smoke next year, given what happened. Pretty doggone sad, I gotta tell you...

So I'm left wondering - who is Dr. J? I know so very little about him - and he wants to remain mysterious to us...

....and did he possibly attend the Little Smoke last year?

[chefchris]

[Shagaroo]

With a quick, shallow, google search, it's obvious Dr_Jeff is an asshole everywhere he goes. Offers nothing, expects everything, and when his ass is not kissed he starts calling folks iceholes. Real internet tough guy that quotes bad movie lines.

Hit the road