Got it solved...At this point I am isssued a four wheel drive Ford van that has seating for 10. It has storage under the seats to hold booze and cigars plus the seating is fiberglass so it would be easy to clean vomit ect...

It's basically a raid van...When we arrive at the herf I could fling open the back doors and everyone could leap out with cigars clinched between their teeth while screaming hut...hut... hut.