forced me to consider shaving my ass. My eyes were watering, not only from the odor, but.....Originally Posted by badwhale
sittin' in the back room
forced me to consider shaving my ass. My eyes were watering, not only from the odor, but.....
hecho a mano matón
they were watering from sadness that the 10" long asshairs I'd been growing for the last 20 years had to go. I saved one lock of ass hair and then...
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
Lucky bastard
Filled with remorse I constructed an ass hair toupee. Placing it atop my head.....
they were watering from sadness that the 10" long asshairs I'd been growing for the last 20 years had to go. I saved one lock of ass hair and then...
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....I began whining about why people misspell my name, leaving out both 'R's and 'Y's and why people don't willingly send me free shit. So we climbed aboard the Dinosaur Train and......
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hecho a mano matón
and yelled "yabba dabba dooooooooo" as we slid off the tail into a giant tar pit. Meanwhile at the top secret location where Eville is to be stationed...
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
sittin' in the back room
an odd looking fellow with a very curly toupee was being questioned by the guard on duty. He didn't seem to have a satisfactory answer for.....
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....he was naked and smoking a Macanudo Hampton Court. So I turned to the parrot that was standing next to him and said,
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