2013 Christmas writing contest

[TheGreekTitan]

Read in the cadence of "'Twas the night before Christmas"

Merry
Christmas
to all and to all a
good night. While Buzz is
biking and ashaulers snarling,
Badwhale is writing, and Cinda is smiling.
Ggiese is thinking 'bout newbs selling smokes,
and CC is ready to give them a choke. Kevin is
nearby, about to pounce, and Beefy is drinking liquor,
ounce after ounce. Captain blues is hunting up north for
some food, while Mangy is working on his arsenal of doom.
Hefty is sitting by his fire and wife, while Roham is wondering, what's
the meaning of life? SLCRaiders just popped back in, while illilli is pondering never
leaving again. SAWB is cruising, and bowhunters snoozing. Sailor is cooking some food
that looks great. This poem's almost finished, I bet you can't wait. Craig is contemplating,
dman is fighting. What we should all be doing now is drinking and smoking.
Raise a glass, and have a drink.
Light up a smoke, but remember
and think. Smokers is, the
place for us all. Posts
and blogs, let's all have
a ball. Grab your
smoke, and grab
your light. Merry
Christmas to all
And to All a
Good Night!

[badwhale]

Nice Xmas tree!!!

[slcraiders]

Read in the cadence of "'Twas the night before Christmas"

Merry
Christmas
to all and to all a
good night. While Buzz is
biking and ashaulers snarling,
Badwhale is writing, and Cinda is smiling.
Ggiese is thinking 'bout newbs selling smokes,
and CC is ready to give them a choke. Kevin is
nearby, about to pounce, and Beefy is drinking liquor,
ounce after ounce. Captain blues is hunting up north for
some food, while Mangy is working on his arsenal of doom.
Hefty is sitting by his fire and wife, while Roham is wondering, what's
the meaning of life? SLCRaiders just popped back in, while illilli is pondering never
leaving again. SAWB is cruising, and bowhunters snoozing. Sailor is cooking some food
that looks great. This poem's almost finished, I bet you can't wait. Craig is contemplating,
dman is fighting. What we should all be doing now is drinking and smoking.
Raise a glass, and have a drink.
Light up a smoke, but remember
and think. Smokers is, the
place for us all. Posts
and blogs, let's all have
a ball. Grab your
smoke, and grab
your light. Merry
Christmas to all
And to All a
Good Night!

Dulce- creative to the core!

[kingbeefy]

Dulce- creative to the core!

I agree, that is very well done. Great job GT.

[S.A.W.B.]

Excellent stuff here. You guys are hilarious. Nice work all the way around.

[badwhale]

Awesome entries.

Mine is obviously DQ'd but:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Too much stuff going on with Christmas
No time for a coveted ashauler Christmas writing entry too.

[buzz]

Christmas is over,
Missed my chance to write haikus,
Sure I would have won!

[ashauler]

Christmas is over,
Missed my chance to write haikus,
Sure I would have won!

My Christmas is now complete!

[TheGreekTitan]

Christmas is over,
Missed my chance to write haikus,
Sure I would have won!

Good to see buzz back!
Haikus just one of his strengths.
Next year all look out!