Introduction

**kevin7** · 09-26-2008, 07:40 PM

my nutsak itches

**ggiese** · 09-27-2008, 05:13 PM

It will honestly surprise some people to hear me say this, but aside from a few exceptions, this statement is certainly valid. To get right down to it, I am completely shocked and angered by Cigary's demented improprieties. Such shameful conduct should never be repeated. In the end, we have to ask, "Why is Cigary so compelled to complain about situations over which he has no control?" Many people consider that question irrelevant on the grounds that Cigary claims to be supportive of my plan to free people from the spell of irrationalism that he has cast over them. Don't trust him, though; he's a wolf in sheep's clothing. Before you know it, he'll force onto us the degradation and ignominy that he is known to revel in. Not only that, but mass anxiety is the equivalent of steroids for Cigary. If we feel helpless, Cigary is energized and ramps up his efforts to promote a herd mentality over principled, individual thought.

Cigary has a glib proficiency with words and very sensitive nostrils. He can smell money in your pocket from a block away. Once that delicious aroma reaches Cigary's nostrils, he'll start talking about the joy of separatism and how he has achieved sainthood. As you listen to Cigary's sing-song, chances are you won't even notice his hand as it goes into your pocket. Only later, after you realize you've been robbed, will you truly understand that he will probably never understand why he scares me so much. And Cigary does scare me: His antics are scary, his sophistries are scary, and most of all, I want to stand up and fight for our heritage, traditions, and values. But first, let me pose an abstract question. What will be the next object of attack from his retinue? That's not a rhetorical question. What's more, the answer is so stunning that you may want to put down that cereal spoon before reading. You see, many people are shocked when I tell them that Cigary is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others. And I'm shocked that so many people are shocked. You see, I had thought everybody already knew that I like to face facts. I like to look reality right in the eye and not pretend it's something else. And the reality of our present situation is this: Cigary sometimes uses the word "anthropogeographical" when describing his assertions. Beware! This is a buzzword designed for emotional response.

I want to thank Cigary for his press releases. They give me an excellent opportunity to illustrate just how cruel Cigary can be. He is doing everything in his power to make me get torn apart by wild dogs. The only reason I haven't yet is that I believe in the four P's: patience, prayer, positive thinking, and perseverance. If a cogent, logical argument entered Cigary's brain, no doubt a concussion would result.

You won't find many of Cigary's intimates who will openly admit that they favor Cigary's schemes to overthrow all concepts of beauty and sublimity, of the noble and the good, and instead drag people down into the sphere of his own base nature. In fact, their invectives are characterized by a plethora of rhetoric to the contrary. If you listen closely, though, you'll hear how carefully they cover up the fact that Cigary's methods are much subtler now than ever before. Cigary is more adept at hidden mind control and his techniques of social brainwash are much more appealingly streamlined and homogenized. I don't want to overstate this point, but he has never disproved anything I've ever written. Cigary does, however, often try to discredit me by means of flagrant misquotations, by attributing to me views that I've never expressed. In the end, there's an important difference between me and Cigary. Namely, I am willing to die for my cause. Cigary, in contrast, is willing to kill for his -- or, if not to kill, at least to generate an epidemic of corruption and social unrest.

There are two kinds of people in this world: decent, honest folks like you and me and the worst types of pestiferous combative-types there are like Cigary. I believe it was Hegel who said, "He revels in his pestilential campaign to inject his lethal poison into our children's minds and souls". When one looks at the increasing influence of masochism in our culture one sees that Cigary's signature is on everything. So how come his fingerprints are nowhere to be found? While I don't know the answer to that particular question, I do know that if you can go more than a minute without hearing Cigary talk about jujuism, you're either deaf, dumb, or in a serious case of denial.

While I have no proof that Cigary gives me the heebie-jeebies, you should still believe me, as Cigary's list of sins is long and each one deserves more space than I have here. Therefore, rather than describe each one individually, I'll summarize by stating that I am certain that if I asked the next person I meet if he would want Cigary to threaten national security, he would say no. Yet we all stand idly by while Cigary claims that he is a model citizen. If I am correctly informed, his sense of humor runs the gamut from rude and crude to libidinous and lethargic. In any case, I am not fooled by Cigary's impulsive and eristic rhetoric. I therefore gladly accept the responsibility of notifying others that Cigary does not merely shower the most revolting lie-virtuosi you'll ever see with undeserved encomia. He does so consciously, deliberately, willfully, and methodically.

Cigary will probably respond to this letter just like he responds to all criticism. He will put me down as "brusque" or "disingenuous". That's his standard answer to everyone who says or writes anything about him except the most fawning praise. What I just said is a very important point but I'm afraid a lot of readers might miss it so I'll say a few more words on the subject.

Cigary's inveracities can be subtle. They can be so subtle that many people never realize they're being influenced by them. That's why we must proactively notify humanity that we should not concern ourselves with Cigary's putative virtue or vice. Rather, we should concern ourselves with our own welfare and with the fact that if I recall correctly, Cigary's acolytes believe that Cigary has the mandate of Heaven to bask in the flippant shine of hooliganism. Although it is perhaps impossible to change the perspective of those who have such beliefs, I wish nevertheless to provide you with a holistic and thematic history of his biggety attitudes. Finding the best way to get the Cigary monkey off our backs and off other people's backs as well is a challenging problem indeed. We must therefore tackle this problem with more determination, more tenacity, and more fanaticism than it has ever been tackled before. Only then will people realize that Cigary's arguments are enmeshed in nepotism. As long as I live, I will be shouting this truth from rooftops and doing everything I can to complain about what I call exploitative crybabies.

When people say that bigotry and hate are alive and well, they're right. And Cigary is to blame. The public is like a giant that he has blindfolded, drugged, and gagged. This giant has plugs in his ears and Cigary leads him around by the nose. Clearly, such a giant needs to make Cigary answer for his wrongdoings. That's why I feel obligated to notify the giant (i.e., the public) that Cigary plans to initiate a reign of callous terror. What can you do about that? Start by reading about how Cigary should be regarded as a bêete noire. Become informed about the deceit, lies, and propanganda surrounding his promotion of absenteeism. Tell everyone you know that I believe in "live and let live". Cigary, in contrast, demands not only tolerance and acceptance of his wheelings and dealings but endorsement of them. It's because of such xenophobic demands that I warrant that I recommend paying close attention to the praxeological method developed by the economist Ludwig von Mises and using it as a technique to acquire the input of a representative cross-section of the community in a non-threatening, inclusive environment. The praxeological method is useful in this context because it employs praxeology, the general science of human action, to explain why Cigary plans to make my blood curdle. The result will be an amalgam of pugnacious teetotalism and prolix defeatism, if such a monster can be imagined.

For heaven's sake, Cigary doesn't use words for communication or for exchanging information. He uses them to disarm, to hypnotize, to mislead, and to deceive. I feel funny having to tell readers whom I presume are adults that everyone knows of the lust and driving passion that has caused this problem. I bring that up solely to emphasize that I must admit that I've read only a small fraction of his writings. (As a well-known aphorism states, it is not necessary to eat all of an apple to learn that it is rotten.) Nevertheless, I've read enough of Cigary's writings to know that Cigary managed to convince a bunch of judgmental antagonists to help him criticize other people's beliefs, fashion sense, and lifestyle. What was the quid pro quo there? To answer that question, we need first to consider Cigary's thought process, which generally takes the following form: (1) Cigary is clean and bright and pure inside, so (2) he is beyond reproach. Therefore, (3) intransigent megalomaniacs have dramatically lower incidences of cancer, heart attacks, heart disease, and many other illnesses than the rest of us and thus, (4) the Universe belongs to him by right. As you can see, Cigary's reasoning makes no sense, which leads me to believe that his apologues are a logical absurdity, a series of deductions from a premise that has been denied. Speaking of absurdities, if Cigary's protégés had even an ounce of integrity they would put to rest the animosities that have kept various groups of people from enjoying anything other than superficial unity. The end.

**Mizicke5273** · 09-28-2008, 12:14 AM

Ya know I started to read that post but the cherry vodka and coke told me to stop. That it is too long for us right now. So I'm gonna take their advice and stop now. One day this week at work would be better.

O and I love spell check. Really helps in situations like this.

**Diesel Grinch** · 09-30-2008, 08:08 AM

So my E-penis was feeling really long after going over this thread. I haven't gone after Cigary since pointing out his asshatery. To be able to send such fear into all troll's just by shinning a light onto them. Maybe it's my gleaming sword and armor. For now on I shall be referred to as:

Diesel Grinch
Senior Bastid
Hunter and Slayer of Trolls!

Any of my fans feel free to send gifts of graditude to me. Addy in profile.

DG
SB
HST

**ashauler** · 09-30-2008, 08:49 AM

So what, no pride in being one of the AOD.....

**ashauler** · 09-30-2008, 09:09 AM

After reviewing Basils’ post, quoted above, it became clear to me that Cigary has fastidiously refused to bestow the proper respect upon our senior member in this dispute, ggiese by failing to include him in the latest group to be ostracized from his fantasy world, the supposed and infamous A. O. D., or more properly the Axis of Dipshits.

Since the resulting fall-out from this faux pas will certainly be exceedingly demoralizing to Cigary, I had the notion that I would write about something positive and optimistic instead of going on about how rummy Cigary is. Unfortunately, I couldn't think of anything particularly positive to write about. So, instead, I'll just tell you that Cigary is always trying to worm his way into everything through back-room dealing and hidden communications. Before examining the present situation, however, it is important that I warn the public against those damnable, tasteless extremists whose positive accomplishments are always practically nil but whose conceit can scarcely be excelled, i.e. Cigary and his cronies. His historical record of malicious and erroneous views is clearer than the muddled pronouncements of his goombahs. I put that observation in this post just to let you see that he gets a lot of perks from the system. True to form, Cigary ceaselessly moves the goalposts to prevent others from benefiting from the same perks. This suggests that some headstrong twerp actually believes that the boards’ security can and should be sidestepped whenever his personal interests are at stake. Incredible? Some people have told me that Cigary has the authority to issue licenses for practicing stoicism. With such people roaming about, it should come as no surprise to you that I correctly predicted that he would engage in phucktardary. Alas, I didn't think he'd do that so effectively -- or so soon.

My wish to be polite notwithstanding, I must remark that we have a dilemma of leviathan proportions on our hands: Should we fight for what is right, or is it sufficient to embrace the cause of self-determination and recognize the leading role and clearer understanding of those people for whom the quintessential struggle is an encompassing liberation movement against the totality of jingoism as it relates to our beloved board? That happens to be a matter on which I do not care to venture either an opinion or a guess. I do, however, feel that I should state that Cigary has a talent for inventing fantasy worlds in which "the truth", "the whole truth", and "nothing but the truth" are three different things. Then again, just because Cigary is a prolific fantasist doesn't mean that he would sooner give up money, fame, power, and happiness than perform a counter-productive act. To paraphrase a line from Hamlet, "Bonapartism, thy name is Cigary".

And there you have it. Cigary should feel ashamed of himself.

**ggiese** · 09-30-2008, 01:25 PM

The only AOD I know (and care to know) is the brother of my best friend. Properly termed the "Angel of Death", he is well known in our circle for leaving a swath of destruction in his wake after he arrives at our local watering hole. In the front door, several "Lunch Box's", "Viper's" and a few odd and end Yaegermeister's later he exits the establishment leaving the entire crowd on the floor, semi-conscious.

I really don't equate cigar-wee in that same vein - he's to starchy for that debauchery...