Introduction

[Mizicke5273]

Ya know I started to read that post but the cherry vodka and coke told me to stop. That it is too long for us right now. So I'm gonna take their advice and stop now. One day this week at work would be better.

O and I love spell check. Really helps in situations like this.

[Diesel Grinch]

So my E-penis was feeling really long after going over this thread. I haven't gone after Cigary since pointing out his asshatery. To be able to send such fear into all troll's just by shinning a light onto them. Maybe it's my gleaming sword and armor. For now on I shall be referred to as:

Diesel Grinch
Senior Bastid
Hunter and Slayer of Trolls!

Any of my fans feel free to send gifts of graditude to me. Addy in profile.


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[ashauler]

So what, no pride in being one of the AOD.....

[ashauler]

After reviewing Basils’ post, quoted above, it became clear to me that Cigary has fastidiously refused to bestow the proper respect upon our senior member in this dispute, ggiese by failing to include him in the latest group to be ostracized from his fantasy world, the supposed and infamous A. O. D., or more properly the Axis of Dipshits.

Since the resulting fall-out from this faux pas will certainly be exceedingly demoralizing to Cigary, I had the notion that I would write about something positive and optimistic instead of going on about how rummy Cigary is. Unfortunately, I couldn't think of anything particularly positive to write about. So, instead, I'll just tell you that Cigary is always trying to worm his way into everything through back-room dealing and hidden communications. Before examining the present situation, however, it is important that I warn the public against those damnable, tasteless extremists whose positive accomplishments are always practically nil but whose conceit can scarcely be excelled, i.e. Cigary and his cronies. His historical record of malicious and erroneous views is clearer than the muddled pronouncements of his goombahs. I put that observation in this post just to let you see that he gets a lot of perks from the system. True to form, Cigary ceaselessly moves the goalposts to prevent others from benefiting from the same perks. This suggests that some headstrong twerp actually believes that the boards’ security can and should be sidestepped whenever his personal interests are at stake. Incredible? Some people have told me that Cigary has the authority to issue licenses for practicing stoicism. With such people roaming about, it should come as no surprise to you that I correctly predicted that he would engage in phucktardary. Alas, I didn't think he'd do that so effectively -- or so soon.

My wish to be polite notwithstanding, I must remark that we have a dilemma of leviathan proportions on our hands: Should we fight for what is right, or is it sufficient to embrace the cause of self-determination and recognize the leading role and clearer understanding of those people for whom the quintessential struggle is an encompassing liberation movement against the totality of jingoism as it relates to our beloved board? That happens to be a matter on which I do not care to venture either an opinion or a guess. I do, however, feel that I should state that Cigary has a talent for inventing fantasy worlds in which "the truth", "the whole truth", and "nothing but the truth" are three different things. Then again, just because Cigary is a prolific fantasist doesn't mean that he would sooner give up money, fame, power, and happiness than perform a counter-productive act. To paraphrase a line from Hamlet, "Bonapartism, thy name is Cigary".

And there you have it. Cigary should feel ashamed of himself.

[ggiese]

The only AOD I know (and care to know) is the brother of my best friend. Properly termed the "Angel of Death", he is well known in our circle for leaving a swath of destruction in his wake after he arrives at our local watering hole. In the front door, several "Lunch Box's", "Viper's" and a few odd and end Yaegermeister's later he exits the establishment leaving the entire crowd on the floor, semi-conscious.

I really don't equate cigar-wee in that same vein - he's to starchy for that debauchery...

[Cigary]

[QUOTE=Diesel Grinch;116580]So my E-penis was feeling really long after going over this thread. I haven't gone after Cigary since pointing out his asshatery. To be able to send such fear into all troll's just by shinning a light onto them. Maybe it's my gleaming sword and armor. For now on I shall be referred to as:

Diesel Grinch
Senior Bastid
Hunter and Slayer of Trolls!

Any of my fans feel free to send gifts of graditude to me. Addy in profile.



OMG,,,from hereon you shall be known as the Anus of Grinchdom. How old are you for Gods sake with this infantile dribble? The only fear you send is the stench of gas that comes out of your wretched mouth. Keep it coming Diesel as I stand in awe of your new low of being a complete douchebag. Your parents must be so proud of the prodigy they raised but then again we'd have to single out just exactly who your Daddy was when your mom was frequenting the docks. I'm thinking with the gene pool so shallow its no wonder you act like the peckerwood you are so I guess it really isn't all your fault. Good thing mom wasn't a sheepherder or you'd be wearing a bell around your neck today. I crack myself up sometimes. Just came in to see if you are still leaving me notes that I can't read,,,except for this one. Come on back and put some more fear into me Diesel so you can continue to be my bitch on here.

[Diesel Grinch]

OMG,,,from hereon you shall be known as the Anus of Grinchdom. How old are you for Gods sake with this infantile dribble? The only fear you send is the stench of gas that comes out of your wretched mouth. Keep it coming Diesel as I stand in awe of your new low of being a complete douchebag. Your parents must be so proud of the prodigy they raised but then again we'd have to single out just exactly who your Daddy was when your mom was frequenting the docks. I'm thinking with the gene pool so shallow its no wonder you act like the peckerwood you are so I guess it really isn't all your fault. Good thing mom wasn't a sheepherder or you'd be wearing a bell around your neck today. I crack myself up sometimes. Just came in to see if you are still leaving me notes that I can't read,,,except for this one. Come on back and put some more fear into me Diesel so you can continue to be my bitch on here.

Ah Cigary! You really really do like me.

I would like to say it all does come naturally.

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[basil]

infantile dribble?

It's drivel goddammit!! You fucking mean DG has infantile fucking drivel you fucking idiot. jeezusHshit you are fucking killing me.

asshattary you can't even flame in any way where anybody would even for a short second take you seriously. I dunno, maybe what with typing with one hand while you scratch where your nuts used to be and eat doritos with the other . . . maybe this is just the best you can do.

Oh, and don't think for a second you're fooling anyone when you say you aren't reading every post. Fucking POS liar.

[ggiese]

OMG,,,from hereon you shall be known as the Anus of Grinchdom. How old are you for Gods sake with this infantile dribble? The only fear you send is the stench of gas that comes out of your wretched mouth. Keep it coming Diesel as I stand in awe of your new low of being a complete douchebag. Your parents must be so proud of the prodigy they raised but then again we'd have to single out just exactly who your Daddy was when your mom was frequenting the docks. I'm thinking with the gene pool so shallow its no wonder you act like the peckerwood you are so I guess it really isn't all your fault. Good thing mom wasn't a sheepherder or you'd be wearing a bell around your neck today. I crack myself up sometimes. Just came in to see if you are still leaving me notes that I can't read,,,except for this one. Come on back and put some more fear into me Diesel so you can continue to be my bitch on here.

This post has three main sections. In the first, I argue that there is not a single word in that sentence that Cigary can take exception to. In the second, I make it clear that I must call your attention to the problem of conscienceless deadbeats if we are fully to appreciate the entire menace represented by directionless desperados. And in the third and final section, I conclude that Cigary's deeds owe much to the convictions of dissolute smart alecks. Before I say anything else, let me remind Cigary that in a rather infamous post, he exclaimed that "the truth", "the whole truth", and "nothing but the truth" are three different things. (I edited out the rest of what he said because, well, it didn't really say anything.)

Did it ever occur to Cigary that maybe it is my contention that he takes boosterism to bed with him at night and snuggles up to it as if it were a big, fuzzy teddy bear? Dream on. He contends that human life is expendable. Sounds rather execrable, doesn't it? Well, that's Cigary for you. Whatever your age, you now have only one choice. That choice is between a democratic, peace-loving regime that, you hope, may educate the public on a range of issues and, as the alternative, the judgmental and incompetent dirigisme currently being forced upon us by Cigary. Choose carefully because Cigary's propaganda factories continuously spew forth messages like, "Cigary is always being misrepresented and/or persecuted" and, "This is the best of all possible worlds and that Cigary is the best of all possible people". What they don't tell you, though, is that from secret-handshake societies meeting at "the usual place" to back-door admissions committees, Cigary's trained seals have always found a way to encourage individuals to disregard other people, to become fully self-absorbed.

Take it from me: Now that I've been exposed to Cigary's remonstrations I must admit that I don't completely understand them. Perhaps I need to get out more. Or perhaps I have a message for Cigary. My message is that, for the good of us all, he should never extirpate the very things that I cherish. He should never even try to do such a piteous thing. To make myself perfectly clear, by "never", I don't mean "maybe", "sometimes", or "it depends". I mean only that Cigary can fool some of the people all of the time. He can fool all of the people some of the time. But he can't fool all of the people all of the time.

[Diesel Grinch]

So what, no pride in being one of the AOD.....

It doesn't fit under my name. See if I work it out.

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[Diesel Grinch]

Better?

Diesel Grinch
Senior Bastid
Hunter and Slayer of Trolls!
A.O.D.

DG
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[ashauler]

It doesn't fit under my name. See if I work it out.

DG
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NICE!!