Pretty Glad Brotherhood

[bigwhiteash]

HAHAAHAAAA..


This is getting good! Hey Stogieguy.. please don't leave, we've had an asshat shortage around here lately.


Now, where is that troll food....oh yeah, here it is!
Does your mother know you're looking at all those sinful pictures of your sister on her computer?

[WhiteWidow]

OK, am I missing something? This jizz blanket starts by making this his first post:

I come across this site back in March, decided to sign up as I've belonged to several forums over the years, and since I signed up I pretty much forgot about it until today.
I've been enjoying Cigars for the past 30 years or so, but recently due to health issues Id rather not discuss, decided I would see if I could find some interested aficionados to discuss some of, or possibly all of my inventory.

But today, as I read through the threads that are posted by either new members, or any members for that matter, offering anything other than the stuff you can get from Cigars International, Holt's, or one of the major on-line discount houses, they have been attacked beyond belief, for what? because some of you have been ripped off or scammed? You know, I understand that, but why not dig a little deeper, give someone a chance to prove themselves, ask for them to work with you and find a way to confirm the authenticity of the offerings. But I see due to the narrow mindedness of the so called " Senior Members " here, they're are tormented and run off. You have someone offering to help you with something that is indeed hard to get, especially the real deal... so why do you insist on keeping your little brotherhood of dumb asses to a minimum and not allowing some new people on board that could indeed turn out to be genuine Cigar Lovers looking to help out others out, or land something in trade that could help them.

This is indeed, a sad sad bunch of fellow conasours....

His second post is then somewhat normal, except for the fact it was after his first one:

Actually, Jeanie's Smoke shop in down town SLC not only has a great selection, but I find something that others on most forums don't have... they will sell you a box of anything, unlike many of those in other larger markets. I have a bunch or friends that have me pick up full boxes of many of those Ashton's and Opus that others can only buy a limited amount per day per customer, and I ship them out on a monthly basis. Not to mention, I get them for a lot less per stick than anywhere on line!

So... if in fact you're local here in UT, and may be interested in some really hard to find, and guaranteed Authentic, e-mail me for a possible meeting. I'm looking to unload all my inventory, and my Humidors!

And then two minutes later he comes out of nowhere and starts taking a big shit on gg:

Based on your ignorant comment, you've obviously made maybe one trip through SLC, probably never got off the freeway... On the other hand, Ive been to your town, and actually found it to be one of the least smoker friendly places on earth...

I mean what the fuck? Get the sand out of your vagina you dipshit. So he made a joke about SLC, big fucking deal. Did you help build the town or something? Why don't you go let John Stockton and Karl Malone give you a simultaneous mouth-pumping so we don't have to listen to this bullshit.

[chefchris]

This is indeed, a sad sad bunch of fellow conasours....

Just had to point that out.

Please send me a PM. It would make my day.

[ggiese]

[here'sjohnny]

I love these freaking people. they come on a forum they don't like, and for some reason decide to stay here and comment. then when someone tells em theycan leave they get pissed and start throwing names out towards ppl they don't know. And to top it off its online and mean jack diddly. i mean where do these dudes come from?

[ggiese]

I love these freaking people. they come on a forum they don't like, and for some reason decide to stay here and comment. then when someone tells em theycan leave they get pissed and start throwing names out towards ppl they don't know. And to top it off its online and mean jack diddly. i mean where do these dudes come from?

I hear ya bruddah... It's a frustrating thing, I know...

This thread should be a lesson to all parents and parents-to-be. Please exercise responsibility when leaving an open internet connection. Look what the kids do when you don't lock it up!!!

[dustinpollock]

why would this dickhead even post other then to make some embarrassing attempt to make himself feel bigger in cyberspace i see guys like this all the time they haven't paid a bill in there life but they want the biggest baddest truck on my lot jackass get a life and quit wasting peoples time

dustin

[BigMacFU]

"carnosaurs"

That's a special type of dinosaur, rarely seen anymore.

[ggiese]

What happened to StogieMuffin? Is this just another hit and run attempt???

I feel so used and abused....

[DeeDubya]

Basil done skeered him off. He's back in the swamp now. He's kinda ugly ain't he? His mama luv him though.

[CAJUNBLAZE]

Basil done skeered him off. He's back in the swamp now. He's kinda ugly ain't he? His mama luv him though.

Hey!!! What's wrong with living in the swamp???

Rich

[basil]

Now this is some weird shit. I think this is a first - an unprovoked, first post meltdown.

I come across this site back in March,

gawdam ah kin heer tha hillbilly akcee-unt kumin owta mah mawnitur frahm a-way ovah hee-ur in Texis!!!

Well now we move somewhat toward an understanding - the pore lil fucker's family tree don't fork more'n 'bout once't.

decided to sign up as I've belonged to several forums over the years, and since I signed up I pretty much forgot about it until today.
I've been enjoying Cigars for the past 30 years or so, but recently due to health issues Id rather not discuss, ,

Oh fuck that! I'll discuss 'em! What? Lobotomy? Your nuts never dropped? Full 'tard resulting from the unfortunate union between your mother and anonymous barnyard animals? C'mon you fucking pussy, tell us so we can tell you how much we don't give a rat fuck because a psycho fucking lowest-IQ-and-still-sitting-upright poster child like yourself understands zero of how the world really works, not because you can't but because you don't want to because the real world fucking freaks you out so bad you wake up in piss soaked sheets every fucking morning before you get up and console yourself with badboy posts on forums you have no interest in, know nothing about, and haven't been kicked off of yet.

decided I would see if I could find some interested aficionados to discuss some of, or possibly all of my inventory. ,

Discuss your inventory? That'd be over at the Feces, Fantasies, & Fetishes website you stupid fuck.

But today, as I read through the threads that are posted by either new members, or any members for that matter, offering anything other than the stuff you can get from Cigars International, Holt's, or one of the major on-line discount houses, they have been attacked beyond belief, for what? because some of you have been ripped off or scammed? You know, I understand that, but why not dig a little deeper, give someone a chance to prove themselves, ask for them to work with you and find a way to confirm the authenticity of the offerings. But I see due to the narrow mindedness of the so called " Senior Members " here, they're are tormented and run off. You have someone offering to help you with something that is indeed hard to get, especially the real deal... so why do you insist on keeping your little brotherhood of dumb asses to a minimum and not allowing some new people on board that could indeed turn out to be genuine Cigar Lovers looking to help out others out, or land something in trade that could help them.

This is indeed, a sad sad bunch of fellow conasours....

Wow. Help and offerings. From no less than the likes of you. Junior, you are one fucked up little pathetic piece of nothing shit.

I feel like I'm looking at a dead two-headed cat preserved in a big jar of formaldehyde. Pretty freaky, harmless, entertainment value - about 10 seconds.