So have you been naughty or nice? A good little one? I guess old Santa will have to do some digging.
So what do you want for Christmas.
Ho Ho Ho
Yo Mama
So have you been naughty or nice? A good little one? I guess old Santa will have to do some digging.
So what do you want for Christmas.
Ho Ho Ho
Yo Mama
Hey Santa,
I have been extremly good this year. I have done so much for others and my family. It sure does make up for the rest of the 41 years!
As far as my list, here it goes, I will list them in order.
1. Trade in my wife for a new and younger one.
2. A new bay boat over 26' long with twin motors(225 horsepower or better).
3. My house paid out in full(that means first, second, and third mortgages).
4. Peace on Earth (or at least in my house if you can't do wish #1).
5. My 5 year old daughter can't date until 25.
I think that's my top 5 Santa. I have been really, really good!!
If you can't do those I guess I could live with a box of WOAM, Camacho Triple Maduros, Power Rangers, and a bundle of virgin thigh rolled specials. Then in my stocking you could leave a single flame lighter, an ashtray, and a whole punch.
I really think I have been good enough to get my first five wishes though!!!
If you do send the P.I. elf to investigateI guess I would settle for anything you can find in your heart to drop down the chimney.
I will make sure to leave some spirits and rum cake for you to snack on during your long journey.
Thanks Santa
Rich
Well, I got home Friday from a very hard week at work and WOW!!
Santa, I really thank you for all the different type of sticks you sent. I am so new, I didn't know half of those existed and they will all be put to fire. You really went above my expectations.
The leather three finger case is very very nice. It will be used this weekend on a dove hunt!
Thanks Again Santa, you're the best! Now to find out who!!
Rich
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