I would advise against sending an elf down to jersey. He will probably just get his ass beat Giving me the phillies this year certainly was good, but it's probably led to more bad than good. Sure it made me more generous, but that was offset with a lot of staying up late, drinking and smoking. Trust me, it's a net loss on my karma

But if Santa decides to go with something other than coal, I'm good to smoke what ever Santa likes to smoke. There's also nothing I like more than a good book or drink to have while enjoying a smoke.