Ok, Mr Contest Man

After due consideration and consultation with the Mrs and the elves, I have decided to provide you with a shipment of the finest coal available. There should be enough to provide you with enough heat to last through the winter season.

So as to not dirty my sleigh, I have decided to use the ever popular, and relatively reliable USPS: 0308 0730 0000 5320 2577

Ho Ho Ho and so on ......

Santa