... I see from my list that you have been a very good boy indee... Ooops, I've got you mixed up here with Basil... one moment please. . . let me punch this up on the old blackberry. . .

Ok, looks like we may have a problem here.. That girl that said she was 18, well, let's not make this too uncomfortable for the CS board,

There's also that issue with the Jello and the Ferrett, do I need to explain any further?



Mrs. Clause is here now reading over my shoulder.. ( I HATE that), and is asking me to offer you a second chance. she says you were very nice on a few occasions this year. Has she been reading my mail? She seemed very happy after returning from England where she was visiting her "sick Aunt".


Anyway, Mrs Clause seems to think your Christmas Wish deserves to be granted, so if there's anything you truly desire, let me know, and I'll see what we can do. We have some great torcedores here in the North Pole.