Mr. Corvin ho ho AHH HA HA HA!

**Secret Santa** · 11-18-2008, 10:34 PM

I'm sorry, I couldn't help but laugh when I saw that those elves even bothered including you on my list at all this year. At least they put you on the naughty list. However, I suppose as a good-faith gesture to a NATO ally I could stop by and drop off at least a few chunks of coal should I pass through the neighborhood.

So tell me, what kind of smokes do you prefer? Anything in particular you can filter out from the endless sea of evil thoughts going through your head? Not that you'll be getting anything, of course. I just like to build up peoples hopes before I crush them.

**Corvin** · 11-18-2008, 11:02 PM

Hi Satan, er, Santa,

Hmm, what do I like, I tend to go for medium bodied dark... hmm, with my wife looking over my shoulder it's hard to complete that thought....

Let's try again, the last one I enjoyed was a nice thick one, in a nice dark oily looking wrapper... nope, not good either.

The last cigar, yeah, that's more like it, the last cigar that I lusted after was a Cerberus or was it the Defiance, no maybe the Soprano's line is more suited to my evil ways.

Well, gotta run, clowns'll get me.

**Secret Santa** · 12-09-2008, 07:13 PM

Mr. Corvin, It has come to my attention that Santas... reindeer refuse to stop by your house without your phone number.

**Corvin** · 12-09-2008, 07:39 PM

Originally Posted by Secret Santa

Mr. Corvin, It has come to my attention that Santas... reindeer refuse to stop by your house without your phone number.

Hey Santa, I've sent basil my phone number.

I'm not sure if you need it though, take a look at this thread I wrote a while back, http://www.cigarsmokers.com/t10496-i...om-the-us.html

**Corvin** · 12-15-2008, 06:13 PM

So Santa, all I'd like is a tracking number. After the little issue that I had with customs earlier this year I'd like to keep an eye on the progress.