Oh Pablo, Oh Pablo
Pablo,
I got your Dear Santa Letter. And... I will probably do a quick fly-over again this year, but, it will be quick. Last year I lost two reindeer to stray bullets and Mrs. Claus is very busy back at the North Pole caring for one of the Elves. Seems that Paul, yes Paul, got one of his ears caught in the gears of a toy machine and had to have plastic surgery.
Well... Enough with our hardships. What would you like for Christmas? Just tell me straight out and don't look away. I always take a little nip before flying like most good pilots so don't worry, I can still rein the herd, or slive the dreigh, or whatever the fuck.
PS: I prefer two fingers of Johnny Walker instead of milK.
Also, Check out Mrs. Claus since her face lift. That's Paul on the right.
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