Oh Pablo, Oh Pablo

[ppovar]

Oh, beloved Santa

I have been a little bad this year. Are you sure you are talking to me?

[DeeDubya]

Sorry, Pablo / Santa, I clicked on the wrong thread.
DW

[Secret Santa]

Well Pablo, no-one is perfect, especially me. I can be a little naughty myself sometime and I think you will qualify for some special gifts this year. Like a bundle of switches, Ho--Ho--Ho. Just kidding, you don't need to be switched, unless of course you're into that sort of thing. I do have a taser though, and I use it on the elves quite frequently. I tell you these elves these days are lazy and just want to sit around and design violent video games.

Oh well, any suggestions for ole St. Nick?

SC

[ppovar]

Well, let me say that im honoured.

If you are enough confused to try gifting some bad boy like me, see Im really a newbie on this and would like to be surprised. I always read the other guys doing CAO, Padron, Rocky, etc. I don't know what they are and would like to.

Sorry if im being too cheap or pretentious, simply ignorant :)

And Happy Christmas!

[Secret Santa]

Pablo,

I am over worked, over weight and way behind on my deliveries this year, so I have hired the entire US Postal Service to help me out. They are going to drop a little box from an airplane (1st Class Air) right on your house so be watching for it and let me know if it knocks a big hole in your roof.
SC

[ppovar]

Ah, see, one always get deluded at any point with the old fat red guy! So, you are not delivering yourself? What i do now with the girls and all this rhum?

[JFellows]

What i do now with the girls and all this rhum?

You come and party with me!

[Secret Santa]

Ah, see, one always get deluded at any point with the old fat red guy! So, you are not delivering yourself? What i do now with the girls and all this rhum?

Pablo that was very thoughtful but seriously I've got some problems. Prancer left the team because of so much ridicule about his sexual preferences. Now with 5 reindeer on the left and only 4 on the right we just go in circles. Also, this sleigh has lousy suspension and the hard wooden seat has really flared up my hemaroids. I'll have to let the USPS take care of it so you better be watching.
SC