On December 11, 2008 at approx. 2pm CST an innocent US Postal Service employee was transformed into a fine pink mist when the package he was delivering, accompanied by a faint ticking sound according to witnesses, exploded producing a fireball and shock wave which could be seen and felt for miles. Officials say the type of explosive used in the making of the bomb is still unknown, but it appears to have contained both extremely high quality solid and liquid materials. Witnesses at the scene reported seeing an overweight, bearded male with a red hat fleeing the scene. Police speculate that Canada may be to blame.

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