Dui

[DeeDubya]

DUI - TEXAS STYLE


Only a person in Texas could think of this.

From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this
true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in
Austin, Texas. After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the
bar apparently so intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the
officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he
tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his
car and fall into it.

He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the
bar and drove off.

Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a
fine, dry summer night--, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of
times, honked the horn and t hen switched on the lights.

He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then
remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other
patrons' vehicles left.

At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled
out and drove slowly down the road.

The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started
up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man
over and administered a breathalyzer test.

To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man
had consumed any alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said, I'll have to ask you to accompany me to
the police station.

"This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."

I doubt it,' said the truly proud Redneck. "Tonight I'm
the designated decoy."

[here'sjohnny]

HAHAHAHAHA! Thats awesome, i'm not about drunk driving, but i am definatly about screwing the cops.

[logan37]

HAHA! That was a good one.

[cigarsarge]

HAHAHAHAHA! Thats awesome, i'm not about drunk driving, but i am definatly about screwing the cops.

So...You want to screw cops. Just how would a mindless little prick like you go about it? If it was not for cops fucktards like you would not stand a chance. Shit...You can't even use the shift button to capitalize. How is Mikey-OH doing?

[bigwhiteash]

Bend over, here it comes again!

[Eville]

Screwing over the cops? What about screwing over everyone else on the road?

[DeeDubya]

Before you light up your quadruple flame torch and hold it under my ass:

I posted this because I thought it was funny not because I would condone screwing over the cops. Looks like not everyone could see it that way. My apoligies to anyone offended. I seriously doubt there are too many officers who would fall for this little trick.

By the way, we work with cops and deputies every day and depend on them for our business. Tomorrow we will be installing some security equipment at the ALERRT Center. That's the "Advanced Law Enforcement Rapid Response Training" department of Criminal Justice here at TSU. This is one source where law enforcement agencies can train their SWAT teams and other special response officers. Check them out at www.ALERRT.com.

[bigwhiteash]

Well... I thought the original post was incredibly funny.

There will come a time in EVERYONES life, where you're glad those cops are out there, doing the jobs that most people can't or won't... Every Day!

[ashauler]

While I hesitate to speak for Ken, I don't think his problem is with your post DW, but rather the remark by heresjohnnysteppingonhisdick.

Hey johnny, how in the fuck did you think your post would be received? Geesh, stupid is as stupid does.......you know you just said that you enjoy screwing over some of our most respected members don't ya? Any one of which shits more substantial turds than you.

Before you light up your quadruple flame torch and hold it under my ass:

I posted this because I thought it was funny not because I would condone screwing over the cops. Looks like not everyone could see it that way. My apoligies to anyone offended. I seriously doubt there are too many officers who would fall for this little trick.

By the way, we work with cops and deputies every day and depend on them for our business. Tomorrow we will be installing some security equipment at the ALERRT Center. That's the "Advanced Law Enforcement Rapid Response Training" department of Criminal Justice here at TSU. This is one source where law enforcement agencies can train their SWAT teams and other special response officers. Check them out at www.ALERRT.com.

[basil]

HAHAHAHAHA! Thats awesome, i'm not about drunk driving, but i am definatly about screwing the cops.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! You're about a fucking idiot.

[Lopaka]

DW joke. Oldie, but still funny.

Johnnyonapony, bad move.

Lopaka

[Eville]

No worries, DW, I thought the joke was hilarious though I think I may have heard it before. My comment was directed solely at HeresJohnny.

[here'sjohnny]

You guys are right, i was a retard to make that comment. Without cops this country would be screwed majorly. I apologize for what i said, particularly to the officers on the board. It won't happen again.I am a huge idiot and didn't think about what i said. I'm just keep my mouth shut for a while.

[cigarsarge]

Before you light up your quadruple flame torch and hold it under my ass:

I posted this because I thought it was funny not because I would condone screwing over the cops. Looks like not everyone could see it that way. My apoligies to anyone offended. I seriously doubt there are too many officers who would fall for this little trick.

By the way, we work with cops and deputies every day and depend on them for our business. Tomorrow we will be installing some security equipment at the ALERRT Center. That's the "Advanced Law Enforcement Rapid Response Training" department of Criminal Justice here at TSU. This is one source where law enforcement agencies can train their SWAT teams and other special response officers. Check them out at www.ALERRT.com.

No heat directed at you...The joke was funny.

As far as the apology goes...I accept it.