2 boxes of Cohiba Esplendidos

**Streetthispgt** · 01-23-2009, 10:49 PM

I have 2 boxes available of fresh cohiba esplendidos brought home with me from my trip to cuba.

$400 per box shipped in the USA.

Paypal accepted

Contact: Mkanczuga@hotmail.com

Location: Toronto, ON

Thanks,
Martin.

**BigMacFU** · 01-23-2009, 10:59 PM

400, pssst, I'll do better than that...

I bid .072 canadian dollars and my last weeks' used q-tips.

**logan37** · 01-23-2009, 11:20 PM

I bid 2 banana flavored Backwoods, a rare 1986 Lincoln penny, 3 used home pregnancy tests, and half of a yellow Shamwow.

**BigMacFU** · 01-24-2009, 12:04 AM

Damnit, a shamwow, I cannot compete unless I pull out the...... THE SNUGGIE, I add a SNUGGIE that I diarrhead in.

**Enhaf** · 01-24-2009, 12:06 AM

oh sure. first you'll try to sell us your cohibas; then you'll try to sell us on a '93 Ford Probe

**WOXOF** · 01-24-2009, 12:20 AM

Originally Posted by Streetthispgt

I have 2 boxes available of fresh cohiba esplendidos brought home with me from my trip to cuba.

$400 per box shipped in the USA.

Paypal accepted

Contact: Mkanczuga@hotmail.com

Location: Toronto, ON

Thanks,
Martin.

You are a dumbass.

But I will give you 5$ and a whole shamwow if you pick up the shipping.

**chefchris** · 01-24-2009, 12:45 AM

**logan37** · 01-24-2009, 01:15 AM

Originally Posted by chefchris

Well played, sir

**heftysmokes** · 01-24-2009, 01:41 AM

Forget all these tightwads and their outrageously low bids. I'll tell you what...you send me these two authentic boxes of fine Cuban cigars, and to make sure they get here safe, don't use packing peanuts, use crumpled up 5 dollar bills. As soon as I get the cigars, I'll take them out, shit in the boxes and send said boxes back to you.
Don't worry, I'll send them COD...

Fuck off.

**ashauler** · 01-24-2009, 06:34 AM

C'mon guys, lets show a little community and good will..........GB? You all know how hard fresh cubans are to find.

**Streetthispgt** · 01-24-2009, 09:02 AM

Wow didn't know how ignorant most members on this forum are.

Anyways if there is a problem why wont one of you wise asses state what the problem is.

Authenticity concerns????? Price too low?????

I'm not here to rip anyone off, if there is a concern about authenticity as far as the research that I've done on this board they are real.
If anyone requests pictures of labels on the cigars or any other part I am more then happy to provide.

**bigwhiteash** · 01-24-2009, 09:30 AM

Oh, good Grief

**Corvin** · 01-24-2009, 11:06 AM

Originally Posted by Streetthispgt

Wow didn't know how ignorant most members on this forum are.

Anyways if there is a problem why wont one of you wise asses state what the problem is.

Authenticity concerns????? Price too low?????

I'm not here to rip anyone off, if there is a concern about authenticity as far as the research that I've done on this board they are real.
If anyone requests pictures of labels on the cigars or any other part I am more then happy to provide.

How about you, came in unannounced and tried to sell possibly fake Cuban cigars.

If you had introduced yourself, let us know about the cigars you smoke, a little about you and stuck around for a while then tried to sell your cigars you might have got a better reception.

Probably not though since according to the Official Policy on Cuban Cigars which states

I would like to officially declare that the sale or trade of Cuban Cigars (ISOM’s) are not be discussed on this board

So with that said, I'll bid the lint from my belly button and a slightly used diaper from my daughter.

**Streetthispgt** · 01-24-2009, 12:02 PM

Ok I was completely oblivious to the the fact that cuban cigars were not to be sold on these boards. As you can tell I have just registered so I am not famaliar with all the policies on here but I appreciate the warm welcome and worthy advice (Corvin). If this thread needs to be deleted, please do so as I do not want to violate your rules.

**craig** · 01-24-2009, 12:11 PM

Originally Posted by Streetthispgt

Wow didn't know how ignorant most members on this forum are.

Anyways if there is a problem why wont one of you wise asses state what the problem is.

Authenticity concerns????? Price too low?????

I'm not here to rip anyone off, if there is a concern about authenticity as far as the research that I've done on this board they are real.
If anyone requests pictures of labels on the cigars or any other part I am more then happy to provide.

It almost sounds like you are actually ignorant, as opposed to just stupid, so I'll take pity on a fellow Canadian and explain: The cigars are fake. The box screams fake. The warranty certificate screams fake. Even the serial number on the sticker screams fake. The lack of the Cuban domestic market hologram sticker screams fake. I haven't even looked at the cigars yet and everything about them screams fake. You were conned in Cuba, along with many, many, many other tourists. Look at Toronto's craigslist and kijiji and you can see all the other boxes of cigars that are just as fake as yours. Somehow I don't think you have the stamped export form and government receipt, right? The young'uns have a saying for this ... "epic fail."

BTW, watch for cigar beetles.

**CoventryCat86** · 01-24-2009, 03:22 PM

Originally Posted by bigwhiteash

Oh, good Grief

LMFAO!

**cigarsarge** · 01-24-2009, 03:24 PM

How does it feel to have two assholes now Sreetthispgt...You just got ripped a new one. Welcome to our little place on the web.

**ggiese** · 01-24-2009, 06:54 PM

You could list them on eBay - just make sure you're listing them as "collector's items - not being sold for their tobacco content - being sold for the collector's value of the packaging..."

However, I think we can settle this to everyone's satisfaction - I start the HONEST bidding at USD$125.00.

BTW - do you take eGold?

BTW - let me know when you're have your next party at the house (birthday, christmas, etc.) - any kind of friends or family function will do. I want to stop by and unload some of the extras I have laying around the house. Sound fair?

**597** · 01-24-2009, 06:59 PM

Originally Posted by chefchris

Shamwow? Shamwow? I don't buy anything unless it is endorsed by Billy Mays. Does Billy Mays endorse these cigars. If so can you throw in a hercules hook? If so how much?

Oh wait. I'm not allowed to trade with the enemy. Damn you terrorist!

**basil** · 01-25-2009, 09:31 AM

lmao - dang. this some funny shit. Yep Srttppbbttt you got fucked. hehe not knowing the formalities, etc. here is about as lame an excuse as they come. You're admitting to not knowing and not caring enough to find out before you try to barrel through here trying to rip people off. Ignorance and apathy.