Favorite quotes!

[Lazy1]

It's better to be believed and idiot and keep you mouth shut, Than to speak up and remove all doubt.
- Unknown Author

I know it's a variation on one in the list but I like this alot.

[SFG75]

Did you ever think that making a speech on economics is a lot like pissing down your leg? It seems hot to you, but it never does to anyone else.

and...

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

-Lyndon Johnson

[Iced T]

It's better to be believed and idiot and keep you mouth shut, Than to speak up and remove all doubt.
- Unknown Author

I think that was Lincoln.

Here are my senior quotes from High School:

"I have often regretted my speech, never my silence." - Xenocrates

"Hell is the impossibility of reason. That's what this place feels like, Hell." -Chris Taylor (Platoon)

"You are entering a world of pain." -Walter Sobchak (The Big Lebowski)

[QuietC]

Minds are like parachutes. They work best when open.
- Lord Thomas Dewar

A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame others.
- unknown

[Shagaroo]

You sir are done! - Leebo, 2005

[mithril]

a paradox

damned if you do and damned if you don't. -bart simpson

[Roham]

"I'll be back!" -Arnold Schwarzenegger

[CoventryCat86]

You sir are done! - Leebo, 2005

LMAO!! One of the greatest philosophers of the 21st century

[Bkcloud114]

Someone please tell this space cadet I AM A GUY!!!!!

- Grand Cru No 2

[jaewing]

"Blame is for God and small children."

- Dustin Hoffman as Louis Vega in the movie Papillon

[nhcigarfan]

"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the laminations of their women!" - Conan the Barbarian's response to "What's best in life"

"Did that just happen?" Chong's statment about the stoned motorcycle cop pulling them over and asking for their hotdog.


"Put the lotion in the basket." Silence of the Lambs.

[Kayakinboy]

Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around. - Vanilla Sky

What are we stealing? - Oceans 12

What would JFK do? You know he'd tap that ass! - Girl Next Door

Micheal Moore: President Bush, what advice would you give america's youth?
Bush: Get a job!

This was said after bush took a reported 4 month break during his first term of presidency.

[jaewing]

Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around. - Vanilla Sky

What are we stealing? - Oceans 12

What would JFK do? You know he'd tap that ass! - Girl Next Door

Micheal Moore: President Bush, what advice would you give america's youth?
Bush: Get a job!

This was said after bush took a reported 4 month break during his first term of presidency.

4 month break??? I find it hard to believe any sitting President could get 4 weeks let alone 4 months. This was probably "reported" by Michael Moore or one of his "sources" LOL

[cigar no baka]

4 month break??? I find it hard to believe any sitting President could get 4 weeks let alone 4 months. This was probably "reported" by Michael Moore or one of his "sources" LOL

Michael Moore? He's a dedicated propogandist and truth stretcher that puts anyone else out of his league. He can't find any subject he couldn't slant and stretch till it makes his point. Hell, if he made a documentary on Antarctica it would say that it's absolutely teeming with wildlife and hot as hell.

[BigMacFU]

Michael Moore's problem is not that he's a crazy, extreme liberal, his problem is that he lives in America in the latter half of the 20th century and 1st part of the 21st. He should have grown up in Germany in the teens and 20's and worked for Hitler, they could've won the war if they had him, woulda had the whole world believing in The Final Solution (Except for the smart few like Churchill and C.S. Lewis, gotta love the Brits).