More Healthy Advice

[DeeDubya]

As with any ED tablet, in the rare event of an erection lasting more than 4 hours, seek immediate medical help to avoid long-term injury.

I've never had to rush to the hospital with such a condition but I pity those who do.

I'll bet the female nurse at the admission desk would have some difficulty not staring.

"Step in here sir, remove all your clothes and put this on." Right. That loose gown would be somewhat revealing.

Doc... I'm sorry to have to call you in at this time of night but I've got a big problem.

What's the syringe for? You're not gonna tell me I need a shot, there?

Why does that nurse keep asking if you need assistance?

(Closely follow dosage instructions with Cialis and Viagra)

[bigwhiteash]

Patient - "Nurse, I have this enormous erection that won't go away no matter how many times I do it. What can you give me for it?"













Nurse - "Well, I have this 3 carrat diamond engagement ring, there's a Mercedes in the parking lot, and I have about 138 dollars in my purse."

[mrtr33]

Does it bother anyone else during those pharmaceutical company commercials they spend perhaps 5-10 seconds of providing the benefits of their drug, then the next 20 seconds warning you of potential side effects? All the while, showing you pictures of parents playing with their children in fields of wildflowers. As if all of those horrible diseases they warn you of as potential side effects weren't so bad. I know it's just advertising, but does anyone else hear these commercials?

[bigwhiteash]

I'm just glad "Smilin' Bob" is gone...



That guy was creepy

[DeeDubya]

Judging by the satisfied smile on his wife's face one would expect that Bob had a large penis. Actually what Bob had was a "virtual" penis that existed only in her mind. You see, after years and years of suggestive brain washing she is convinced that 10mm is huge.