I've always wondered

[WOXOF]

Aw bite me Joseph, you piece of shit duchebag! Everybody knows ain't no plastic in cello!

By the way, can you tell me if these are fakes? Got em from my brother-in-law's landscaper's second cousin who knows a guy whose wife works on a cruise ship for a mere $650.

WOW! Is that a box within a box? I think you got a helluva deal.

Does everyone spit or swallow when they smoke?

Only 'till you marry them.