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  1. 03-03-2009, 08:04 PM #1
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    Default My roomates have shit for brains.

    I'm sitting in my room and hear "Somebody! Somebody! What do I do for a fire in here!?" coming from the kitchen.
    So I go in the kitchen and there is a tiny little fire in the little drip tray thing under the burner from grease that was in it. So, I turned off the burner and blew it out while she was freaking out. Seriously, this fire was tiny.
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    Her and the other dumb chick said they were about to throw a cup of water on it. She said "I know you aren't supposed to but I didn't know what else to do." Are you kidding me?! That's like cutting your finger, not knowing how to do stitches, so you stab yourself in the neck.

    Seriously, how clueless can someone possibly be?
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    Baking soda? Hope you have rentors insurance.
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    Are they hot? Sounds like easy prey...
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    With enough beer, they could be. Then they open their mouths and ruin it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by logan37 View Post
    Are they hot? Sounds like easy prey...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eville View Post
    With enough beer, they could be. Then they open their mouths and ruin it.
    this is just writing itself...

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    What good are female roommates if they're not masters (mistresses?) of the kitchen?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eville View Post
    With enough beer, they could be. Then they open their mouths and ruin it.
    There's any easy solution for their opening their mouths...
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    This post is worthless without Pics!


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