I'm sitting in my room and hear "Somebody! Somebody! What do I do for a fire in here!?" coming from the kitchen.
So I go in the kitchen and there is a tiny little fire in the little drip tray thing under the burner from grease that was in it. So, I turned off the burner and blew it out while she was freaking out. Seriously, this fire was tiny.
THEN
Her and the other dumb chick said they were about to throw a cup of water on it. She said "I know you aren't supposed to but I didn't know what else to do." Are you kidding me?! That's like cutting your finger, not knowing how to do stitches, so you stab yourself in the neck.

Seriously, how clueless can someone possibly be?