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  1. 03-03-2009, 08:04 PM #1
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    Default My roomates have shit for brains.

    I'm sitting in my room and hear "Somebody! Somebody! What do I do for a fire in here!?" coming from the kitchen.
    So I go in the kitchen and there is a tiny little fire in the little drip tray thing under the burner from grease that was in it. So, I turned off the burner and blew it out while she was freaking out. Seriously, this fire was tiny.
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    Her and the other dumb chick said they were about to throw a cup of water on it. She said "I know you aren't supposed to but I didn't know what else to do." Are you kidding me?! That's like cutting your finger, not knowing how to do stitches, so you stab yourself in the neck.

    Seriously, how clueless can someone possibly be?
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    Baking soda? Hope you have rentors insurance.
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    Are they hot? Sounds like easy prey...
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    With enough beer, they could be. Then they open their mouths and ruin it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by logan37 View Post
    Are they hot? Sounds like easy prey...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eville View Post
    With enough beer, they could be. Then they open their mouths and ruin it.
    this is just writing itself...

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    What good are female roommates if they're not masters (mistresses?) of the kitchen?
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    Quote Originally Posted by JFellows View Post
    What good are female roommates if they're not masters (mistresses?) of the kitchen?
    Well, if they're eye candy... or if they vacuum and do windows.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eville View Post
    With enough beer, they could be. Then they open their mouths and ruin it.
    There's any easy solution for their opening their mouths...
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    This post is worthless without Pics!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Diesel Grinch View Post
    This post is worthless without Pics!


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    Seems like the perfect time to resurrect the cigar babe of the week...
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    Come on, where's the pictures.

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    On the left is the one who started the fire. Right is one who is just generally, incredibly dumb.



    On the left is the dumbass who agreed that throwing water on the fire was a good idea. I don't live with the one on the right.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 597 View Post
    Come on, where's the pictures.

    Anyone want to start a pool on the color of their hair?

    My money is on Blond
    Damn. I was going to bet brunette...

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    The "dumb c*%@" is kinda cute -- but it just may be the slack jaw and head tilt getting me all riled...

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    [QUOTE=EGQ;125141]The "dumb c*%@" is kinda cute -- but it just may be the slack jaw and head tilt getting me all riled...

    Quote Originally Posted by Eville View Post
    Yep, it's even kinda sad that the wet t-shirt doesn't even count.
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