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    In the depths of my wifes stocking drawer I discovered a rare vintage french stocking packet which is in the design of a cigar packet and contains individual stockings rolled up in a packet to resemble a cigar. There are 5 of these said cigars. I thought this very odd and have since tried to locate the origin of the stockings but with no success. I wonder if any of you have ever came across such an item before or know their value. Any help in this matter would be appreciated as im really eager to know more about them. I would attach a picture but im clueless on how to do this.

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    I once sucked on a french womans leg for an hour or so... I think she had been wearing stockings at some point in the evening
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigwhiteash View Post
    I once sucked on a french womans leg for an hour or so... I think she had been wearing stockings at some point in the evening
    Did you get any hair in your teeth?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JFellows View Post
    Did you get any hair in your teeth?
    She wasn't THAT French
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigwhiteash View Post
    I once sucked on a french womans leg for an hour or so... I think she had been wearing stockings at some point in the evening
    One should not inhale from the foot end.

    I wonder if I went up and raided my wife's panty drawer if I might find a fiver of Anejos?
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    Quote Originally Posted by slcraiders View Post
    I wonder if I went up and raided my wife's panty drawer if I might find a fiver of Anejos?
    It would certainly make one wonder what she was doing with them...

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    Quote Originally Posted by JFellows View Post
    It would certainly make one wonder what she was doing with them...
    Infused Anejos?
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    Don't give Jonathan Drew any ideas...


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    Quote Originally Posted by JFellows View Post
    Don't give Jonathan Drew any ideas...

    The new release of Drew Estate is due out next month..

    ACID POON, available in Blonde, (Connecticut), and Brunette, (Maduro).
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigwhiteash View Post
    The new release of Drew Estate is due out next month..

    ACID POON, available in Blonde, (Connecticut), and Brunette, (Maduro).
    Don't forget those fiery Redheads (Rosado).

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    Stay away from anything with a green tint (Candelas) though...

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    All I can say is that you are a bunch of sick bastids
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    Quote Originally Posted by slcraiders View Post
    All I can say is that you are a bunch of sick bastids
    That's some funny shit, though. I love it how no one has even acknowledged the original question beginning this thread.......which, by the way, an introduction would be nice.


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    I'd buy them

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    Quote Originally Posted by ccbmedic View Post
    In the depths of my wifes stocking drawer I discovered a rare vintage french stocking packet which is in the design of a cigar packet and contains individual stockings rolled up in a packet to resemble a cigar. There are 5 of these said cigars. I thought this very odd and have since tried to locate the origin of the stockings but with no success. I wonder if any of you have ever came across such an item before or know their value. Any help in this matter would be appreciated as im really eager to know more about them. I would attach a picture but im clueless on how to do this.

    Never heard of anything like that. Do they have Macanudo written anywhere on them? I thought panty hose came in plastic eggs anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigwhiteash View Post
    The new release of Drew Estate is due out next month..

    ACID POON, available in Blonde, (Connecticut), and Brunette, (Maduro).
    I almost had beer through my nose on that one!!

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    I think the bigger question would be what you're doing in the wife's girly drawer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NullSmurf View Post
    I think the bigger question would be what you're doing in the wife's girly drawer.
    Dammit, now he'll probably answer.....I was hoping no one would ask, I'm almost sure I don't want to know.

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    in reply to your question about what was i doing in the wifes girly drawer................

    we are actually moving house and was packing all her crap up in boxes

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    mm hmm likely story
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