Maybe you're the funny guy.

Members on this site span the globe. You are so self-centered that you think we'll just "swing by" SoCal on our way home from work to pay you (a total stranger that has no reputation on this board), $600? Seriously? You've already mentioned that it isn't worth it to ship it. Seems like rather an open-and-closed case to me.

So, unless you are just bragging to a room full of strangers that you spent $1200 on something you don't need anymore, use your local Craigslist to sell your humi.

Why not put up an ad in one of your local B&M's? You'd seriously have better luck.

And welcome.