Robbers & Thieves

[knightnorth]

Did either of these guys have an alias like "holysmoke" or "gfrlaser"? Just a couple of guys trying to get some smoke. Just like a squirrel trying to get a nut.

[Eville]

Did either of these guys have an alias like "holysmoke" or "gfrlaser"? Just a couple of guys trying to get some smoke. Just like a squirrel trying to get a nut.

[MarineOne]

Did either of these guys have an alias like "holysmoke" or "gfrlaser"? Just a couple of guys trying to get some smoke. Just like a squirrel trying to get a nut.

Bravo!!!

(I laughed for 10 minutes after reading this post.)



-K

[Humidor Minister]

A number of years ago my stereo shop got broken into. They came in through the install bay where we kept the empty boxes for the equipment on the display. They stole 1/2 the empty boxes. All the while there were cars everywhere with expensive equipment in them. That's not the funny part. The funny part is, they came back the next night and stole the rest of the empty boxes. They got busted later and spent 8 years in prison. About 6 months ago I heard their names on the news. They drove through 14 different businesses and stole the ATM machines. I think they'll get a little more than 8 years this time.

[kaelaria]

But were the ATMs empty?! lol

[Humidor Minister]

Oh now THAT would be funny. The guys that did that did rob my business a total of 5 times. They hit me for over 30K in total. When they were minors, they robbed a gun store at gun point too. They ripped off every stereo shop in town at one time or another. I could tell a long story about these shit bags but this is the humor thread. What was funny though was the question the judge asked one of them. He said "Why did you do what you did" He replied "It was like an addiction to me" The judge said "I have just the cure for your addiction" "3 years 4 months for the Sizzler. 3 years 7 months for the Dairy Queen and 8 years for audio 2000 and the 185 days you waited to get here....won't apply" The judge broke it off in him. That was back in the 90's
Sorry for the thread jack.

[Eville]

You would think that after robbery 1 or 2 you would beef up your security.