The Importance of Having Cigars You Don't Like

[Kenyth]

I know this true deuche bag who unfortunately, I just cannot avoid. He was talking all big about cigars one day during the holidays. I gave him a JdN Antano and told him it was a nice mild morning smoke. Oddly enough, the cigar talk stopped and he has not asked for any cigars from me since....

*snicker*

Next time you see him, give him the same story and a Coyolar! Make sure you stick around to make sure he smokes it all. Maybe pair it with some cheap strong scotch and no chaser in sight. Recommend the occasional inhale.

If he doesn't puke before it's done, his mouth and throat still won't be right for a week!