These are my 2 personal Humidors.

**ashauler** · 05-04-2009, 08:19 AM

Originally Posted by Humidor Minister

The small desk top has rotated cigar for years and is always full. The big one is undergoing some changes but was full until that time. Neither is or ever will be for sale. I don't order anything on line. My close friends and I enjoy cigars in my shop or among ourselves. I don't smoke in public places such as a B&M to prove myself and I've forgot more about woodworking than you'll ever know. I'll hand your ass to you when it comes to woodworking son.

As far as the signature goes, it was directed to people like you. It usually says "The bitterness of poor quality lingers long after the cheap price is forgotten"

You don't order cigars on-line? You don't smoke in public? Don't meet up with your botl's for a herf at the local b/m?

Really?

**ggiese** · 05-04-2009, 08:53 AM

You know, bill - I saw you the minute you started posting at cigarlive. And I chuckled. I've been chuckling ever since. But I don't think you have it in you to understand why anyone would chuckle.

Honestly, humimini - I think you will be in a much better place at CL/poof or whatever it's called these days. You won't get any back talk (admin will ban those people in a heart beat), and an awful lot of people "oohing" and "ahhing" over your work.

As with any respectable cigar forum - this place is not all about you - it's about all of its members collectively. Contribution on this forum is for the community, and not just for yourself. Some just cannot understand that despite it being as clear as the nose on their face. Are you connecting the dots yet?

**basil** · 05-04-2009, 09:43 AM

LMAO!!! Now that's funny

Somehow I just knew you'd be a sensitive lil fella. Gonna hand me my ass in wood working are ya???

Referee: Ok now, I want a clean fight you two - no funny stuff - no saw dust up your sleeve, no unplugging the other's power tools, and fer chrissake, measure twice and cut once!!!

Me: But ref, I'm not a wood worker! I only own this old hand drill a table saw I couldn't even bring!

Ref: Just relax, your opponent can't form a complete thought without himself as the main subject, and he'll be humpin' his port-a-lathe 2 minutes into the match and DQ himself for delay of game.

Seriously dude, nobody's challenging your woodworking skills. However, your arrogance and complete disregard for others is a different matter.

Aw, I see you've re-dedicated your tagline to me, or rather, people like me. As I mentioned, you'd have to matter for that to really mean anything. And, you don't.

Now go on wit yo bad sef woodworka playa!!

**Humidor Minister** · 05-04-2009, 10:50 AM

I tried to share my craft here. You started by insulting me. I would have helped anyone that wanted to build their own. I would have got any of you set up with the finest suppliers in the woodworking world. I would have taught anyone that open their mind to it. I would have even made pieces for you to use if you weren't equipped to do it yourself. You think you are so sophisticated, well you're not. You're a very bitter bunch. I'll be removing my pictures and my website. What I had to offer far outweighs what you brought to the table. You haven't hurt my feelings a bit. I just feel sorry for you. I'll go back to smoking a fantastic cigar while doing my craft. Have a nice life.

**badwhale** · 05-04-2009, 10:56 AM

Welcome from Bitterville, PA?

Will

**ggiese** · 05-04-2009, 11:04 AM

Originally Posted by Humidor Minister

I tried to share my craft here. You started by insulting me. I would have helped anyone that wanted to build their own. I would have got any of you set up with the finest suppliers in the woodworking world. I would have taught anyone that open their mind to it. I would have even made pieces for you to use if you weren't equipped to do it yourself. You think you are so sophisticated, well you're not. You're a very bitter bunch. I'll be removing my pictures and my website. What I had to offer far outweighs what you brought to the table. You haven't hurt my feelings a bit. I just feel sorry for you. I'll go back to smoking a fantastic cigar while doing my craft. Have a nice life.

I'm shocked!!! You would leave because others are "bitter"?

Have you been the least bit self-reflective in any of this process? I have a funny feeling you don't have it in ya...

**craig** · 05-04-2009, 11:20 AM

Originally Posted by Humidor Minister

I tried to share my craft here. You started by insulting me. I would have helped anyone that wanted to build their own. I would have got any of you set up with the finest suppliers in the woodworking world. I would have taught anyone that open their mind to it. I would have even made pieces for you to use if you weren't equipped to do it yourself. You think you are so sophisticated, well you're not. You're a very bitter bunch. I'll be removing my pictures and my website. What I had to offer far outweighs what you brought to the table. You haven't hurt my feelings a bit. I just feel sorry for you. I'll go back to smoking a fantastic cigar while doing my craft. Have a nice life.

Originally Posted by badwhale

Welcome from Bitterville, PA?

Will

Originally Posted by ggiese

I'm shocked!!! You would leave because others are "bitter"?

Have you been the least bit self-reflective in any of this process? I have a funny feeling you don't have it in ya...

You're chuckling again, aren't you?

**ggiese** · 05-04-2009, 11:30 AM

Originally Posted by craig

You're chuckling again, aren't you?

Well - it's more like a sick feeling at this point. Kinda like driving by a bad wreck - you just MUST look, but you know what you're gonna see and it ain't pretty...

It was "cute" earlier, but it's become a lot less "cute" over time. I knew what was coming a while back - was interested in the response when it was brought to light - wondered how humimini would handle himself (had a funny feeling it was gonna be something like this) and cannot believe the self-destruction has been this bad...

huminimi - if there ever comes a point in time where you understand what all of these "bitter" people are telling you - come on back. We'd love to share in your passion for your work.

**ggiese** · 05-04-2009, 01:31 PM

Originally Posted by Humidor Minister

I tried to share my craft here. You started by insulting me. I would have helped anyone that wanted to build their own. I would have got any of you set up with the finest suppliers in the woodworking world. I would have taught anyone that open their mind to it. I would have even made pieces for you to use if you weren't equipped to do it yourself. You think you are so sophisticated, well you're not. You're a very bitter bunch. I'll be removing my pictures and my website. What I had to offer far outweighs what you brought to the table. You haven't hurt my feelings a bit. I just feel sorry for you. I'll go back to smoking a fantastic cigar while doing my craft. Have a nice life.

This is humimini in a nutshell...

**prophetic_joe** · 05-04-2009, 01:34 PM

What is offered by the members here is far more beneficial than someone trying to sell something. Friendship, guidance and help is offered by members here for free everyday. If we want what you offer we pay for it. Sorry but there are other places to get that as well. Not to say that a nice humidor isn't a good thing, but I will take what the other gentlemen here have to offer over your humidor sales any day.

**MarineOne** · 05-05-2009, 03:43 AM

A cigar ashtray made of wood? Hey it's pretty to look at ..... but if I can't use it, what's the point? I'm sorry, but I'm not going to buy something if I can't use it because at that point it junk to me.

Seriously you've got some fantastic skills with woodworking, but your suck ass attitude and constant re-affirmation of your own self-importance aren't going to help drum up business.

Kris