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    Well I used to smoke in the house, and just ignored my wifes complaints, but then we started to try to sell our house. We got comments back from people seeing it that it smelled like smoke - go figure - so we had to sanitize our friggin house and now I smoke outside at Starbucks or inside at my local Smoke shop. God do I hate the smoke nazis.
    There's only two kinds of cigars, the kind you like and the kind you don't.

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    my girl just went to work,im im smoking the edge and it smells just fine to me
    I drink a great deal.I sleep a little,and i smoke cigar after cigar.That is why i am in two-hundred percent form
    -Winston Churchill

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoventryCat86
    Good divorce attorneys can be found for a bargain.
    Riiiiight. "Divorce" and "bargain" don't belong in the same sentence unless "is no freaking" falls in between.

    I upgraded to Marriage 3.0™ just over a year ago. It's new, it's improved, and it's much more user friendly. As long I hit the right keys and don't load the program down with garbage it should plug on for many years with no fatal errors.
    PCAK

    I have only two vices: smoking cigars...

    ...and lying about having only two vices.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PetersCreek
    Riiiiight. "Divorce" and "bargain" don't belong in the same sentence unless "is no freaking" falls in between.

    I upgraded to Marriage 3.0™ just over a year ago. It's new, it's improved, and it's much more user friendly. As long I hit the right keys and don't load the program down with garbage it should plug on for many years with no fatal errors.

    LMAO!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PetersCreek
    Riiiiight. "Divorce" and "bargain" don't belong in the same sentence unless "is no freaking" falls in between.

    I upgraded to Marriage 3.0™ just over a year ago. It's new, it's improved, and it's much more user friendly. As long I hit the right keys and don't load the program down with garbage it should plug on for many years with no fatal errors.
    Fuggin' A right! Still costing me a fortune and there were no marital asset disputes!

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