It would seem that some individuals cannot accept the fact that there is no longer a border dispute between Pennsylvania and Maryland. For when I arrived home from work today, I was fortunate to escape, with only minor injuries, the resulting disaster produced by a nefarious package, which was sent to me by an an unscrupulous Marylander. Thankfully I escaped harm, so the situation wasn't quite as scary as the infamous "drive-by pitchforking" injuries I suffered a couple of years back by young, disgruntled Amish youth in protest of 24 hours of airplay of "Amish Paradise".

Thank you Cabaiguan Juan! You made my day and brought a smile to my face when I saw the package.