Very important safety tip

[Shelby07]

The NTSB has come out with some important guidelines on the correct way to hold on when traveling on a train. See the illustration below.









Note how the old man next to the door steadies himself.

[MasterCylinder]

Thank god you warned me about this - I've been using the overhand technique for years...

[Irish79]

MasterCylinder - I'm absolutely positive that the safety message issued by the NTSB was only for women.

Oh no Shelby, now you've done it. You should apologize to those people in advance that might get stuck riding in the same train as MasterCylinder. That or offer to pay for therapy.

[Roger]

I often wonder how some people can simply stand in a train and not move. Well this explains quite a bit! I wonder if she uses "buns of steel" workout videos? Well anyway that pales in comparison to the fact that I don't see any handy-wipe dispensers near by. Oh well, there could be a law suit waiting to happen when a five year old grabs the bar and looses his or her grip.

[Corvin]

Note how the old man next to the door steadies himself.

There's an old man in the picture?

[Shelby07]

PLEASE! This is VERY IMPORTANT! You must use the technique demonstrated by the gentleman near the door, otherwise God knows what can happen!



I think now we know why Charlie couldn't get off of the M.T.A. In fact, isn't that Charlie?

[Cabaiguan Juan]

that lady has a kung fu grip!

[BigMacFU]

That's why while living in NYC, I never touched the pole without gloves or other protection.

[CAJUNBLAZE]

Is that pole made of brass?

[EdgeMan]

Technique is everything.

[Corvin]

Holy Thread Necromancy.

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