Anyone interested in splitting a box(20) of Man O' War Ruination's?

[CAJUNBLAZE]

If interested PM me for details. Robusto #1's by the way.

Unfortunately, heftysmokes has analyzed my financial situation and decided that I am not in a comfortable enough spot to purchase cigars. Until he deems the me financially sound, I will not be buying any more cigars unfortunately.

I will be preserving this topic in it's unaltered form to display my own ignorance(as per ashauler's demand). My few weeks on this forum and limited posting should have keyed me in that no topics here are ever deleted to preserve possible asshattery, but unfortunately I was too slow to understand that. By the way, I completely understand this post isn't funny. No need to point that out again, funny judge.

When you give sarcasm and disrespect, thats what you will get in return 10 fold!

Not really, but I appreciate the comments.

Alright. What do I need me to do? I made a mistake, but how long am I going to be ridiculed for it? Just curious?

Until you fully understand your errors.

Dude, you are seriously stomping on your dick with posts like this. If you think you're being funny, you're not.

Posts and threads don't get deleted here, unless irresponsible phucktards who wish to hide their stupidity and/or phucktardary do it themselves.....otherwise the evidence is left for all time. The fact that you don't know that speaks to your ignorance of this community.

You should emulate your hero Barney more, and limit yourself to carrying one bullet. Better yet, maybe you should just give it to Opie probably safer.

ETA: for preservation

Listen to Ashauler! You should read more of the posts that starting like this one, so that you can see how other asshats reacted and were treated. Thats why they are not deleted, here for people like you to learn and understand this fine community.

Good luck to you,

Rich

[ibarney5]

Good bye.

[mrtr33]

Fuck. Have you read ANY of the other threads on this bulletin board?

These are the nice guys. Now the wolves come out.

Glad you got the chance to meet us.

[Shelby07]

I just hate it when I give the benefit of the doubt and then get shit all over...

Listen, Barney. You came on here and in less than 15 posts started whining about how you couldn't pay for a few cigars on cbid because of an unexpected problem with a single paycheck. Your "financial situation" is that you don't have a pot to piss in because of your own financial decisions and you're living paycheck to paycheck. Not being able to figure out that you shouldn't be blowing money on cigars shows irresponsibility. The last thing anyone here wants to do is to enter into a box split with a new member who's already shown how irresponsible he can be in the first 15 posts.

We don't do box splits here because we can't afford a full box of cigars, we do them because we like each other and want to share the experience. If we can't afford something we don't buy it. It happens to a lot of folks here from time to time. Refusing to take financial responsibility for yourself says a lot about you and your priorities and character. And refusing to admit it says even more.

Defend your position all day long. Puff yourself up in any way you can. Complain because you are being treated with disrespect. Stay or go away if that's what you feel you have to do (which shows yet more about you.) Do what you want. We ain't your mommy and daddy here and we're not going to "guide" you into being a member of this community. But don't ask the folks here to jump into a deal with an unknown (quickly becoming a known) just so they can get a few cigars on the cheap. It doesn't work that way here.

[Diesel Grinch]

When you give sarcasm and disrespect, thats what you will get in return 10 fold!

Exactly, they responded with sarcasm and disrespect and that is how I responded back.

Listen to Ashauler! You should read more of the posts that starting like this one, so that you can see how other asshats reacted and were treated. Thats why they are not deleted, here for people like you to learn and understand this fine community.

One problem there. At no point have I been an asshat. Everything I have done has been reasonable. Unfortunately, it has been skewed by well-respected trolls(who will in turn troll some more). Delete me if you must, but I will not bow down to people who disrespect me. I will bow down to them in respect for their knowledge and experience with cigars and humbly admire them for it. Bust my balls all you want. Obviously I am making things worse by responding, so this will be the last one. I will go into exile.

Well that wasn't very bright. Puff is looking for anyone willing to show up. Good place to exile yourself too.

You whined about money and then offered to do a box split. Got called on it. Then got all butt hurt over it. I'm going out on a limb here when I ask you to think about it. Wasn't that kind of dumb of you? Now you got your balls busted and others told you your just getting your balls busted and to have a thick skin. What do you do? Start to go into meltdown. Getting all worked up and trying to give some shots back. Your not very good at it.

Step away from the key board take a breath and realize what was going on. Your almost at the point of no return. Remember this is a community. Not just this site but at other sites too. What happens here or there will follow you forever. Stop stepping on it.

DG

[denver24]

Then got all butt hurt over it. DG

I wish people would use Butt Hurt more often. I love that phrase!

[ashauler]

Trolls.....Trolls.....really? Well, now I guess I don't have to be nice to you any more, which I was being in case you weren't aware. Hefty was being nice to you as well.....I'm kinda sure he could be less nice, after all it was a course in astronaut school. It's called ball-busting or taking your lumps....and you deserve every bit of it.

You step into this community, use the resources of this community (newb sampler; humidor thread; c-bid reviews) and then start crying about your financial situation. Well, boo-motherfuckin-hoo, if you can't afford cigars, stop smoking them. Pretty f#cking simple. Don't post on here whining about it and expect sympathy, doesn't work that way. I highly doubt that you really "demanded" that you pay for the 10 cigars they mistakenly sent to you. Does that offend your namby-pamby ass too? Tough shit.

Then, after the whining, you have the audacity to post a box split thread. This has to be one of the stupidest things I've seen yet. I got a box of rocks on my porch that would know better than that.

Mark nailed the box-split thingy right on the money, perhaps you should read his post a few times 'till it sinks in. Not only would anyone not want to participate in your "split", but I'd venture to wager that some would do all they could to keep anyone from participating in it since there would be a high probability that it would be a disaster and their money would be at risk. We protect each other and our community. GET IT?

You're screwing up big-time, and as DG said you are just about at the point of no return. I hope you keep your word, though I doubt it, and don't post again. Better yet, why don't you just go the hell away.

[ibarney5]

Good bye.

[Shelby07]

Don't let Barney fool you... he's all butt hurt!

[heftysmokes]

When you give sarcasm and disrespect, thats what you will get in return 10 fold!

Exactly, they responded with sarcasm and disrespect and that is how I responded back.

Listen to Ashauler! You should read more of the posts that starting like this one, so that you can see how other asshats reacted and were treated. Thats why they are not deleted, here for people like you to learn and understand this fine community.

One problem there. At no point have I been an asshat. Everything I have done has been reasonable. Unfortunately, it has been skewed by well-respected trolls(who will in turn troll some more). Delete me if you must, but I will not bow down to people who disrespect me. I will bow down to them in respect for their knowledge and experience with cigars and humbly admire them for it. Bust my balls all you want. Obviously I am making things worse by responding, so this will be the last one. I will go into exile.

"Well-respected troll?" How dare you imply that I'm well-respected? I've been accused of many things, but I've never been so offended!

The "troll" part? Not so much of a problem.

[EGQ]

One problem there. At no point have I been an asshat. Everything I have done has been reasonable. Unfortunately, it has been skewed by well-respected trolls(who will in turn troll some more). Delete me if you must, but I will not bow down to people who disrespect me. I will bow down to them in respect for their knowledge and experience with cigars and humbly admire them for it. Bust my balls all you want. Obviously I am making things worse by responding, so this will be the last one. I will go into exile.

So much for that position.

[ibarney5]

Good bye.

[CAJUNBLAZE]

Back from exile. To be fair, that was before The Bay of Cigs Invasion. After that, all things changed.




Cool a little troll doll. I had some of those, and am playing with them right now! Mine had this really wicked lime green hair. Why do you say something like that? I thought we were friends. I'm actually waiting for Ashauler to advise me on whether or not I have indeed past the point of no return. Oh by the way its actually: "make like a tree and leave." It's a common mistake It was actually poked fun at in one of the Back to the Future movies. I'm also loving the tags guys. Keep em coming. Highly entertaining. back to exile.

There I fixed for you little boy.

Rich

[ibarney5]

Good bye.

[ibarney5]

Natty Bumpo...

[ashauler]

Natty Bumpo...

Merry Christmas fukstik.

[VictorMJR66]

Natty Bumpo...

I was just entertaining myself by reading this older post, and wondering what kind of brain-dead, dumb flock would come back for more.....

Pleased to meet you ibarney5.

[bigwhiteash]

...waste of time here guys, this guy keeps taking cuts in the troll-food line.




Sorry Blarneyfivel.. I don't really have the time to formulate an extravagant articulated retort... I'm busy working so I can pay for my cigars!

[CAJUNBLAZE]

...waste of time here guys, this guy keeps taking cuts in the troll-food line.




Sorry Blarneyfivel.. I don't really have the time to formulate an extravagant articulated retort... I'm busy working so I can pay for my cigars!

Was thinking the same thing, back to the real world...

Rich

[ashauler]

Back from exile. To be fair, that was before The Bay of Cigs Invasion. After that, all things changed.




Cool a little troll doll. I had some of those when I was a kid. Mine had this really wicked lime green hair. Why do you say something like that? I thought we were friends. I'm actually waiting for Ashauler to advise me on whether or not I have indeed past the point of no return. Oh by the way its actually: "make like a tree and leave." It's a common mistake It was actually poked fun at in one of the Back to the Future movies. I'm also loving the tags guys. Keep em coming. Highly entertaining. back to exile.

No, there is a smaller line right in front of it called "chew toy"....that's the one you're past. This is actually pretty funny. Nice way to get a little humor in the afternoon and liven up an otherwise all too serious existence.

Better watch out though, you're starting to be inconsistent with your capitalization and grammer, nothing chaps my ass quicker than an otherwise upstanding guy like yourself to fuck up the written word. You wouldn't have a hot tub on your roof would ya? Or a big nasty scar on your head? Or a furry bear-like costume in your closet?

I love the smell of smoking phucktard in the afternoon.