Would you people PLEASE STOP!!!

Much like the US Park Service not wanting the public to feed the bears - let us PLEASE not feed the Shag. You'll get him all smiley and nice - and then what? He'll start tossing compliments around, open doors for old ladies, buying girl scout cookies... Hell - I betcha he even dons an apron and begins cooking gourmet meals!!!

...let us please not ruin a good thing, m'kay?