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  1. 09-02-2009, 01:24 PM #21
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    inhaling toxic lipstick fumes. Speaking of toxic lipstick fumes,
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    "Man does your breath stink" said Keith...she ...
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    ...took one sniff and hit the floor like a two bit whore who...
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    just so happened to be Sir Mortimer P. Durkenfelter's slutty wife. In the meantime, Will was serving up SOS on the submarine when...
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    it was struck by a Torpedo fired by Sean Connery. The crew panicked and...
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    wait, the only time sailors panic is when the booze and/or whores run dry, but I digress. Back at Sir Mortimer's......
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    Merlin was cooking up an "enhancement" potion. But the potion exploded and...
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    his wand nearly melted. "What am I to do"? He cried as he...
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    Shit his drawers and pissed his pants.
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    "I know what I'll do!" he exclaimed as he wiped...
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    the shit caked onto his smurf underware. Wow it smells just like...
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    Grandpa. As his mind drifted back to his youth, there was a sudden...
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    ..Explosion as he touched himself, wow, what happened? I have never...
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    fed her that SOS, badwhale thought as the sub sank and sank. Anyway, back at the Playboy mansion...
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    I was looking for my lost car keys, when all of a sudden...
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    an un-aged naked Sophia Loren comes outta nowhere. She grabs my
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    sandwich out of my hand, and proceeds to ...
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    not reveal the secret to my endless bueaty, you see to keep young, I ...
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