Sir mortimer was contemplating the meaning of life. If only he could...
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Sir mortimer was contemplating the meaning of life. If only he could...
“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
- George Burns
“I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves”
- Jack Handy
sittin' in the back room
figure out why Regibold didn't shoot him dead in the duel. After all, Mortimers pistol was....
hecho a mano matón
of the Cracker Jacks box variety, and was basically a POS made in China water pistol. "What a dumbass I am" he thought while...
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
sittin' in the back room
he counted his dubloons to see how close he was to affording the pistol sampler. Of course, a hundred chinese water pistols.......
GhostRidin the GhostShip
filled with breast milk from 100 different women was one of Mortimer's wildest fantasies. He dreampt endlessly of day that he..........
Yay! Cigars!
It's Madness I tell you!
would suck on the barrel and pull the trigger. But alas, he still could not get over the...
Just another day at the office!
Mascot
fact he still had not got himself a hooker. He decided to take care of his needs by
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"Do this...go to Google and type in "Dumbass that can't take a hint"...notice the picture of a big feller in his Moms kitchen with a can of Wannabe RockStar on his man boob...Hey, that's you!" TheGreekTitan
May God grant us the wisdom to discover right, the will to
choose it, and the strength
to make it endure
Peddling Evil Since 1971
using the empty Cracker Jack box to build a home-made Flesh Light contraption which failed miserably because...
Mama said a lot of things and be thankful was the one she never minded saying twice
--Drive-By Truckers
Hell Toupee
he forgot to cover the edges of the box. This led to a trip to the emergency room due to paper cuts on his...
"We're at NOW now... everything that's hapening now... is happening NOW!"
~ Col. Sanders ~
"I guess all we need to do now is give a shit what you think. I'll work on that."
~ ashauler ~
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millimeter monster. Meanwhile the sub crew...
“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
- George Burns
“I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves”
- Jack Handy
Back Again
hecho a mano matón
a colony of depraved eskimo chicks. They took it upon themselves to trade the girls curly fries and chili in echange for...
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
Peddling Evil Since 1971
snakes on the mother fucking plane. How could this...
Mama said a lot of things and be thankful was the one she never minded saying twice
--Drive-By Truckers
sittin' in the back room
all be the result of a slutty wife and a mis-firing flintlock pistol? The eskimo chicks suddenly...
hecho a mano matón
teasingly took off the 15th layer of parka, leaving 14 more to go. The sailors drooled, and...
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
Back Again
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The sailor's faces showed their true colors. Realizing how his crew were depraved fetishists the captain called sir mortimer to....
“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
- George Burns
“I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves”
- Jack Handy
hecho a mano matón
service every crew memeber's gun, personally. This led to...
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
It's Madness I tell you!
A massive colonization of a rare strain of the clap. The cure for this was excruciating and included...
Just another day at the office!
Peddling Evil Since 1971
a rare ointment made of truffle oil and wasp spray which stung the tips of their...
Mama said a lot of things and be thankful was the one she never minded saying twice
--Drive-By Truckers
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