was caught looking, adoringly at his wife, and having suspected something for sometime now...
Going Postal
was caught looking, adoringly at his wife, and having suspected something for sometime now...
hecho a mano matón
asked "are you banging Count Regibold Adison Smith III?" She flushed and replied...
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
Senior Member
the count does things to me you could never dream of, so does...
“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
- George Burns
“I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves”
- Jack Handy
sittin' in the back room
you betcha', I've lost my taste for lanceros." Poor Mortimer then had no choice but to....
hecho a mano matón
proofread his latest novel while applying a "member enhancer" Meanwhile back on the submarine...
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
the men were contemplating the true meaning of life. They decided that...
Smoke em' if you got em'
Hell Toupee
a career working inside a cigar tube was incredibly demanding. Add to that the dangerous....
"We're at NOW now... everything that's hapening now... is happening NOW!"
~ Col. Sanders ~
"I guess all we need to do now is give a shit what you think. I'll work on that."
~ ashauler ~
randomly selected
....three-headed polar bear and the never-ending Alphashits thread, and you might have a nice game of bridge.
Age Quod Agis
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